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Pick Up Lines, Try and Get Lucky!!
sly_dude
post Jun 12 2007, 09:24 AM
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Now you're sitting in a club/pub/disc or even just at the bus stop looking at a gal and don't know what to say to start chatting her up...........well here's a li'l something to get you startted!!


1. Are you a chicken farmer? ’Cos you can definitely raise a cock!

2. I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

3. Nice legs ... what time do they open?

4. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

5. You ever slept with a C-grade celebrity? Cause I was on Big Brother!

6. Be unique and different, just say yes.

7. The voices in my head told me to come talk to you.

8. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

9. Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

10. I’m not going to use some corny pick-up line on you because I can tell you are smarter than that.

11. Do you want to see something swell?

12. (Spill drink on girl) Now that you’re soaking wet, how about I take you home and get you out of those wet clothes?

13. The word of the day is "legs". Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

14. I like every bone in your body, especially mine.

15. Hey baby, let’s play army. I'll lay down, you can blow me up.

16. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

17. My face is leaving in 15 minutes ... be on it!

18. My love for you is like diarrhoea ... I can't hold it in.

19. If you and I were squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

20. Wanna go out for some sex and pizza?
... What’s the matter, you don’t like pizza?

21. I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs.

22. I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock.

23. You know that shirt is very becoming on you ... of course, if I was on you I would be coming too.

24. Why don't you come over and we can do some maths in the bed; add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and we can multiply?

25. Excuse me miss, do you give head to strangers? (No) Well, then allow me to introduce myself.



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post Jun 12 2007, 09:35 AM
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post Jun 12 2007, 09:37 AM
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Wow

Some great pick up lines here. But desi laundiyaan pe kaam karegi?? Try kar ke dekhnaa padegaa.
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post Jun 12 2007, 10:28 AM
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hahaha....achi hai bhai...tune kitne aussies pe try kiya huya hai tongue.gif
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post Jun 12 2007, 10:40 AM
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post Jun 12 2007, 11:15 AM
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QUOTE(sly_dude @ Jun 12 2007, 09:24 AM) [snapback]1641250[/snapback]
7. The voices in my head told me to come talk to you.


believe it or not, i've already tried this myself wink.gif
i mean, this wasn't my 1st line though but i gave this as way of explanation

QUOTE(sly_dude @ Jun 12 2007, 09:24 AM) [snapback]1641250[/snapback]
8. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?


good trick this 1 biggrin.gif
par answer ki jagah zabardast jhapad mil gaya to? tongue.gif


QUOTE(sly_dude @ Jun 12 2007, 09:24 AM) [snapback]1641250[/snapback]
Note: The poster is not responsible for any incidents (good or bad) occurring after the use of any of the above lines!!


yeah yeah sure biggrin.gif tongue.gif
anyways, reps to the poster for some great ideas smile.gif
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post Jun 12 2007, 01:25 PM
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grt lines me try karwaoga kisi se
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post Jun 12 2007, 07:27 PM
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post Jun 12 2007, 10:20 PM
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lolz bery bery phunny sly bhai, mazza aa gaya biggrin.gif
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post Jun 13 2007, 11:28 AM
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post Jun 13 2007, 11:46 AM
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hahaha ...LOL..mast hai bhai...
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post Oct 17 2007, 09:04 PM
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i wonder how many ppl tried any of the lines??
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post Oct 17 2007, 11:48 PM
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QUOTE(sly_dude @ Oct 17 2007, 09:04 PM) *
i wonder how many ppl tried any of the lines??


mamu, pehle yeh bata ki kitne dozen pickup lines chahiye??
actually maine mere school days mein ek webpage banaaya tha, had posted hundreds of pick up lines wink.gif
(bole toh sirf copy paste hi karna padega mujhe tongue.gif)
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post Oct 18 2007, 04:18 AM
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no need to use pickup lines, gal just see my irrestible, charming asset and pic me up them self tongue.gif
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post Oct 18 2007, 07:51 AM
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QUOTE(SMS Bhai @ Oct 18 2007, 04:18 AM) *
mamu, pehle yeh bata ki kitne dozen pickup lines chahiye??
actually maine mere school days mein ek webpage banaaya tha, had posted hundreds of pick up lines wink.gif
(bole toh sirf copy paste hi karna padega mujhe tongue.gif)


copy paste se kya hai...use bhi to karna chahiye!! tongue.gif
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post Oct 18 2007, 03:53 PM
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QUOTE(sly_dude @ Oct 18 2007, 07:51 AM) *
copy paste se kya hai...use bhi to karna chahiye!! tongue.gif


Aaj ke zamaane mein kahan pickup lines ki zaroorat padhti hai, sirf jaake poocho "Can I buy you a drink?". Agar haan boli toh soyegi, na boli toh tension nahi leneka... NEXT ko pakadne ka.. exclaim_dance.gif exclaim_dance.gif