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Indians Are Indians ..... Smart Brainzzzzz
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post Jul 29 2007, 04:28 AM
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An Indian walks into a New York's City bank office and requests to see the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on a business trip for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says, the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys of his new Rolls

Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything is checked out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are little puzzled."

While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The Indian replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks just for 15 bucks?"

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post Jul 29 2007, 06:35 AM
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post Jul 29 2007, 09:26 AM
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post Jul 29 2007, 03:18 PM
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post Jul 29 2007, 03:26 PM
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post Jul 29 2007, 03:30 PM
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too old.....everyone in NYC must have read by now ---

so lets think of somethin else
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post Jul 29 2007, 05:00 PM
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QUOTE(suhani9 @ Jul 29 2007, 04:28 PM) *
too old.....everyone in NYC must have read by now ---

so lets think of somethin else


THT mns every one in NYC kns tht INDIANS are smart enough yahoo.gif

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post Jul 29 2007, 08:27 PM
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post Jul 29 2007, 08:52 PM
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QUOTE(kus234 @ Jul 29 2007, 08:27 PM) *
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... and welcome to the forum Bro... tere ko kuch bhi problem ho.. sum one bugs u...
u want sumthing..
Kissi ko thokna wokna ho..

Kisi ko uthana ho...
kissi ko tapkana ho....
koi tere ko ooool de....
koi tang kare....
ek baat yaad rakhna...
Bhoolna Mat bilkl bhi...
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post Jul 30 2007, 02:42 AM
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post Jul 30 2007, 11:42 AM
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QUOTE(cooolkrissh @ Jul 30 2007, 02:42 AM) *
nice post son lolz !



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