Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores?
"101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"



If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?



Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives.



I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.



I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.

Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned.