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  Oct 8 2007, 08:14 PM
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Proud DM'ite:)  Group: VIP Posts: 13,285 Joined: 23-March 05 Member No.: 3,751 Reputation: 36858 pts:   |
Gotta Love Simple People
These are extracts from actual letters sent to various councils and Housing associations throughout the UK: 1. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. 2. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.  3. And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.  4. I wish to report that the tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was that bad wind the other night that blew them off. 5. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall. 6. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path, my wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant?  7. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and the rest are plain filthy. 8. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared. 9. Will you please send a man to look at my water? It is a funny colour and not fit to drink. 10. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces. 11. I want to complain about the farmer across the road, every morning at 6:00am his cock wakes me up and its now getting too much for me.  12. The man next door has a large erection in the garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.  13. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two small children and would like a third so please send someone round to do something about it. 14. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man I have on top of me every night. 15. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.  16. I have had the clerk of the works down on the floor six times but I still have had no satisfaction. 17. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus in it. 18. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it any more. 
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Oct 8 2007, 09:55 PM
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Jatti di Shaan vakhri  Group: DDF Clubbie Posts: 17,218 Joined: 24-December 06 From: Canada Member No.: 133,629 Reputation: 54293 pts: |
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Oct 8 2007, 10:27 PM
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Champ is Gone  Group: DDF Rockers! Posts: 5,758 Joined: 27-April 06 From: Delhi Member No.: 79,408 Reputation: 72878 pts: |
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Oct 8 2007, 10:49 PM
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Umang  Group: DDF Grandmaster! Posts: 30,013 Joined: 11-August 06 Member No.: 101,423 Reputation: 60237 pts: |
lolzzzzzzzzzz
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Oct 8 2007, 11:23 PM
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videsi meow  Group: Super Donor Posts: 1,978 Joined: 13-August 07 Member No.: 208,454 Reputation: 25220 pts: |
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Oct 9 2007, 01:36 AM
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@@SuCk My JuIcY BaNaNa@@ Group: DDF Rockers! Posts: 7,310 Joined: 12-July 06 From: King Rulez All World Member No.: 95,524 Reputation: 58312 pts: |
lolz
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Oct 9 2007, 12:26 PM
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Playboy! Group: DDF Grandmaster! Posts: 22,446 Joined: 25-May 06 From: DELHI Member No.: 85,161 Reputation: 83046 pts: |
GRT
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Oct 9 2007, 10:26 PM
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~Me the CaSaNoVa~made by GOD himself Group: DDF Grandmaster! Posts: 23,554 Joined: 4-September 05 From: New Delhi Member No.: 38,067 Reputation: 85221 pts: |
lolzzzzzzz
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Oct 14 2007, 09:28 AM
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Playboy! Group: DDF Clubbie Posts: 11,031 Joined: 8-June 05 From: Melbourne Member No.: 17,705 Reputation: 37739 pts: |
lolzzzz
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Oct 14 2007, 11:16 AM
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Desi Queen Group: DDF Rockers! Posts: 6,097 Joined: 5-September 05 Member No.: 38,181 Reputation: 64558 pts: |
QUOTE 8. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared. lolzz..this ones the best |
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Oct 14 2007, 12:07 PM
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Playboy! Group: DDF Grandmaster! Posts: 16,747 Joined: 18-October 06 Member No.: 115,768 Reputation: 49600 pts: |
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