CHAT BUSTERS!

Chat is my primary means of communication with friends, colleagues, family and annoying cousins who have internet access. Half the people I befriended in the internet world are on my chat too. As a result, I chat quite a lot.

There are downsides to chatting a lot, apart from Carpal-Tunnel Syndrome. I tend to make typos. Some typos are innocuous. But some promote profound misunderstanding of my character. I was fortunate enough to save some of the biggest typos I did :

I would like to vindicate myself of some of the unflattering impressions I may have created.

o I may have rooted for a specific body part of yours (go tit), but I just meant to say I got it.

o I may have accidentally made sexist comments about random women, (I like her butt), but it was a simple case of an extra “t”. I meant to say “I like her, but….”

o I may have insulted popular people (He is retarded as an authority), I just have reGard for them.

o I may have sounded like I was bagging quickies in the middle of the afternoon at work, (back in a sex) but I was just taking a break for a “sec” (without sex, of course)

o I may have spread vile office rumors about my superiors (he has 20 people blow him). I meant to say that guy has 20 people below him.

o Just because the PCI port seems to take anything in it, I might have sounded like I was insulting it (stick it in the PCI slut), but I just meant slot

o I may have asked you to do nasty things to your monitor (Did you tryc licking on the icon). I hope you didn’t try that. Just click on the icon.

o I may have sounded like I was asking for sexual favors (Can you do me). I was not. At least, not in this instance. It was just an eager-enter syndrome. I pressed enter before typing “a favor”

lolzzz good post, Pb

I like the post butt I found that I have retard for you... errr, no typos for me in this post (or maybe there's one)

short cut mein, thanks for sharing

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typical PB post.... super post

agree

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