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A Blonde Genius.
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post Oct 18 2007, 01:40 AM
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A Blonde Genius
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have got a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box it's a tiger."

He decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in, and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble all of these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says,

"Second, I want you to relax." < BREATH>

Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then .... "

He sighed
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"Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box !"
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post Oct 18 2007, 07:47 AM
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post Oct 18 2007, 08:53 AM
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phew..

lolzzzzz sahi hai..
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post Oct 18 2007, 12:12 PM
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post Oct 18 2007, 09:45 PM
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lolz....

funny hai!!!
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post Oct 19 2007, 12:16 AM
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post Oct 19 2007, 12:23 AM
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b-b-but it weally looked like a tiger puzzle...awe You suwe we can't asshemble it unsure.gif

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post Oct 19 2007, 09:37 AM
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love those blonde jokes...
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post Nov 20 2007, 05:00 AM
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lollllllllllllll
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post Nov 23 2007, 08:50 PM
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good one

TFS
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post Nov 25 2007, 06:34 AM
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thats a good one
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