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Time Pass Joke Of The Day, (¯`v´¯)--Kush--(¯`v´¯) |
  Nov 1 2007, 02:48 PM
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~!@# LUV HUTS #@!~  Group: DDF Grandmaster! Posts: 23,413 Joined: 9-October 05 From: Direct Dil se Member No.: 43,245 Reputation: 130954 pts:   |
Timepass Joke
One guy suddenly got up in a plain and said "hijack" **** * * * * * * *Everybody in the plane put there hands up.Then suddenly*** *** ** ** Another guy from another side got up and said  "hi...john"  |
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Nov 1 2007, 04:40 PM
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DDF ka Bhai™  Group: Posts: 12,144 Joined: 5-November 05 From: Hairaan Gali, Pareshaan Road, Anjaan Nagar Member No.: 48,399 Reputation: 123810 pts: |
kya bhai, kyon sar par hathode maar raha hai...
waise toh yeh bahot purana hai - PJ bhi nahi bol sakta, or else PJ ka apna ho jayega  Lekin ab tu ne post kiya hai, toh thanks for sharing 
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Nov 1 2007, 04:40 PM
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DDF ka Bhai™ Group: Posts: 12,144 Joined: 5-November 05 From: Hairaan Gali, Pareshaan Road, Anjaan Nagar Member No.: 48,399 Reputation: 123810 pts: |
kya bhai, kyon sar par hathode maar raha hai...
waise toh yeh bahot purana hai - PJ bhi nahi bol sakta, or else PJ ka apna ho jayega Lekin ab tu ne post kiya hai, toh thanks for sharing
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Nov 1 2007, 05:41 PM
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@~~ SEX, drugs & ROCK n ROLL ~~@  Group: VIP Posts: 9,702 Joined: 5-June 05 From: Gofuku Street Member No.: 16,517 Reputation: 25944 pts: |
most ammmmmazing joke i have ever heard...
too good man... too good. 
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Nov 1 2007, 05:52 PM
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Playboy!  Group: DDF Clubbie Posts: 11,031 Joined: 8-June 05 From: Melbourne Member No.: 17,705 Reputation: 37739 pts: |
tu yeh ek baar plane pe bol ke zaroor try kar!! mast dande padege phir tere ko!!
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Nov 2 2007, 01:48 PM
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~!@# LUV HUTS #@!~ Group: DDF Grandmaster! Posts: 23,413 Joined: 9-October 05 From: Direct Dil se Member No.: 43,245 Reputation: 130954 pts: |
QUOTE(Status Quo @ Nov 1 2007, 05:41 PM)  most ammmmmazing joke i have ever heard... too good man... too good. thnk u thnk u QUOTE(sly_dude @ Nov 1 2007, 05:52 PM) tu yeh ek baar plane pe bol ke zaroor try kar!! mast dande padege phir tere ko!! chal try karoonga phir bataoonga...kya kya pada
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Nov 5 2007, 12:56 PM
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Captain Jack Sparrow  Group: Mega Posters! Posts: 3,376 Joined: 4-June 06 From: Los Angeles, CA,USA Member No.: 87,449 Reputation: 36819 pts: |
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?” He was told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day." The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on and checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more countries... He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell... Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, What do they do here?" He was told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour..Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes and beats you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells---so why are so many people waiting to get in here?" asked the man. Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed and the Indian devil is a former Govt. servant, so he comes in and signs the register and then goes to the canteen! 
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Nov 5 2007, 02:39 PM
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@~~ SEX, drugs & ROCK n ROLL ~~@ Group: VIP Posts: 9,702 Joined: 5-June 05 From: Gofuku Street Member No.: 16,517 Reputation: 25944 pts: |
lolz...nice addition to the already awesome collections.
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