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Ek Sardar Road Se Gujar Raha Tha............, Updated on 08.12.2007 from post no. 54-65 pg no. 3-4 by varun bhai
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post Nov 28 2007, 02:31 PM
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Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha, achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya aur achanak jor se chilaya (shouting)
Kamine hugte bhi aise hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.....

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Sex se pehle kapde utarte samay biwi gir gayi...
Husband bola :- Jaan .... lagi to nahi ?
Sex ke baad kapde pehante samay fir se biwi gir gayi
Husbad bola : AANDHI HAI KYA HARAMKHOR.

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post Nov 28 2007, 02:40 PM
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post Nov 28 2007, 02:57 PM
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Jokes toh ekdum raapchik hai mehra sahab...

iske alaava kuch nahi kahunga, sirf yehi ki meri siggi padh lo grindance.gif
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post Nov 28 2007, 04:46 PM
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QUOTE(spirit99 @ Nov 28 2007, 03:40 PM) *
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aachha hoo spirit bhai.
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post Nov 28 2007, 05:11 PM
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post Nov 28 2007, 05:48 PM
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post Nov 28 2007, 06:21 PM
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post Nov 28 2007, 10:15 PM
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post Nov 29 2007, 10:01 AM
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post Nov 29 2007, 11:29 PM
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post Nov 29 2007, 11:45 PM
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thanks dosto


sirf thanks se kaam nahi chalega aur post karo bhai. ur threads r best filled with laughing pills so ye dil maange more yahoo.gif
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post Nov 30 2007, 03:06 PM
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Arzkiya hai - Randiyon (slut) ki ch***t se jab khoon aane lage to miya galib bhi farmane lage,
kyun miya aaj kal to bhosde bhi pan khane lage.....

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Ek sardar ki biwi mar gayi, dost ne pucha : kaise mar gai ?
Sardar : Yaar munh me munh tha, ch***t me l***d tha, ga**d me ungli thi ! AATMA pata nahi kahan se gai!!

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Ram lal : Thakur Saheb Gabbar Singh ne Bahu Rani ki ijjat lut li hai.
Thakur : toh?
Ram Lal : Bahu rani puch rahi hai ki gabbar se badla lena hai ya payment?

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Sex in Sanskrit

Chumam chaatam Papolam aalingmam, Hastam golam dabe dabe
Tangam kholet yoni cheeram, Lingam dalam, Sarv Sukham hare hare!
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Teacher : Ye batao haath me kitni ungli hoti hai?
Student : Ji 6 hoti hai.
Teacher : Oye Murkh, tujhe kitni baar kaha hai ki CHADDI me haath dal ke mat gina kar.

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Mobile ko kabhi piche ki jeb me mat rakhna
Battery fatgayi to gaand fat jayegi.
Log haath se gaand dhote hai or tum gaan se haath dho baitho ge.

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A lady lost 3 panties, she blamed her maid in front of her husband,
the maid said - Saab aapko to malum hai ki mai ander kuch nahi pahanti.

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Ishq ke sahare jiya nahi karte,
gum ke pyalo ko piya nahi karte
kuch dost bhosdike aise bhi hote hai
jinke ga**d me ungli na karo to woh yaad bhi nahi karte.....

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Ek pati patni court me talak lene gaye.
Pati : Sir mai apni biwi se sharirik sambandh se satisfy nahi hoon isliye mujhe talak chaiye.
Patni : Sir ye koi nawab hai kya? Sari colony mujhe se satisfy hai or ye talak chah rahe hai.

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Ek sadhu ek gali se ja raha that ki ek BRA uske upar giri.....
Sadhu : Wah re prabhu wah : Teri kaisi leela ! Aaam koi choos raha hai aur chilke hum par gir rahe hai ...... biggrin.gif
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Madam : Sabse jyada protein kiske dhood me hota hai
Boy : Ladki ke dhood me
Madam : Kaise ?
Boy : Usko pite hi bina haddi wala part bhi khada ho jata hai .

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post Nov 30 2007, 04:09 PM
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HORROR: When both r Pregnent
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post Dec 1 2007, 06:10 PM
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