Killing English ...... |
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Killing English ...... |
 Jul 21 2008, 11:10 PM
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~Me the CaSaNoVa~made by GOD himself  Group: DDF Grandmaster! Posts: 23,531 Joined: 4-September 05 From: New Delhi Member No.: 38,067 Reputation: 85181 pts:   |
Killing English ...... Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette... ? " ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *** Class teacher once said : " pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!" ************ ********* ********* ********* **** once hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america.." ************ ********* ********* ********* **** "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.." ************ ********* ********* ********* **** dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down..... ************ ********* ********* ********* **** it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on) ************ ********* ********* ********* **** teacher in a furious mood... write down ur name and father of ur name!! ************ ********* ********* ********* **** "shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college" ************ ********* ********* ********* **** My manager started like this "Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids" ************ ********* ********* ********* **** "I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board ************ ********* ********* ********* **** "will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF" ************ ********* ********* ************ * LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE" ************ ********* ********* ********* **** Chemistry HOD comes and tells us... "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter" ************ ********* ********* ********* **** Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father ************ ********* ********* ********* **** "why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!" ************ ********* ********* ********* **** Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code.. "I understand. You understand. Computer how understand?? ************ ********* ********* ********* ***** Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class.. "Keep quiet, the principal has passed away" |
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Jul 22 2008, 03:23 AM
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Born free,Taxed to death....  Group: Mega Posters! Posts: 4,066 Joined: 11-February 06 From: mumbai... Member No.: 70,785 Reputation: 37935 pts: |
QUOTE "why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!" 
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Jul 22 2008, 06:17 AM
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Flirt  Group: Active Desi Posts: 842 Joined: 8-August 06 From: Hyderabad Member No.: 100,831 Reputation: 17444 pts: |
hilarious buddy
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Jul 22 2008, 05:51 PM
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Playboy!  Group: DDF Clubbie Posts: 10,872 Joined: 8-June 05 From: Melbourne Member No.: 17,705 Reputation: 37459 pts: |
ROFL!!!! too good mate!!
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 Jul 22 2008, 06:09 PM
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THE ONLY ONE. Group: DDF Clubbie Posts: 17,382 Joined: 28-January 08 Member No.: 280,329 Reputation: 19920 pts: |
nice ones.
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Jul 22 2008, 06:26 PM
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Playboy! Group: DDF Clubbie Posts: 21,285 Joined: 31-March 05 From: INDIA Member No.: 5,276 Reputation: 67863 pts: |
lolzzzzz english ki to MB MB ek kar di
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Jul 23 2008, 12:24 AM
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yeah baby!  Group: VIP Posts: 7,620 Joined: 21-June 05 From: aamchi mumbai Member No.: 20,971 Reputation: 11324 pts: |
funny one bhai! too good!
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Jul 27 2008, 01:39 AM
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DDF ka Bhai™  Group: Posts: 11,887 Joined: 5-November 05 From: Hairaan Gali, Pareshaan Road, Anjaan Nagar Member No.: 48,399 Reputation: 121910 pts: |
So beautiful English, cooked my head rotating !!
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