Indian Parliament League, (Manoranjan ke baap ka baap) |
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Indian Parliament League, (Manoranjan ke baap ka baap) |
  Jul 22 2008, 06:46 PM
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Playboy!  Group: DDF Clubbie Posts: 21,285 Joined: 31-March 05 From: INDIA Member No.: 5,276 Reputation: 67903 pts:   |
Indian Parliament League
Manoranjan ke baap ka baap  Why Political IPL Rocks!!! > A day-and-a-half of entertainment equalled a year-and-a-half. > The IPL had many foreign players. There is only one erstwhile foreign player in the Indian Parliament League. And that player is so powerful that our PM does not drink water without her consent. > The most expensive khiladi in cricket IPL M S Dhoni was sold for Rs 6 crore. In the political IPL, the minimum price is Rs 25 crore. > Some of the IPL matches were said to be fixed. In the political IPL, the deal fixing is for all to see. > The winning team Rajasthan Royals won Rs 4.8 crore in prize money and the trophy. The winning party gets to rule the world's largest democracy. > The mud slinging between the netas in the Parliament League has far exceeded the entertainment given by the Ganguly-Warne and Bhajji-Sree brawl in the BCCI league. Moreover, God forbid if the situation gets out of hand, there are five jailed MPs who have been specially invited to 'take care' of the situation. > Cricket IPL has 176 playing members and some cheerleaders to entertain people, while the political IPL has 541 MPs and many other cheerleaders to entertain the whole country. > Sachin Tendulkar made a last-minute entry for his Mumbai Indians team, yet could not get his team into the finals. Similarly, in the political IPL, Mayawati made a dramatic entry, but will she meet the same fate as Sachin? 
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Jul 22 2008, 06:53 PM
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~..*CaPtAiN of DDF*..~  Group: Mega Posters! Posts: 4,431 Joined: 2-March 05 From: kolkata Member No.: 604 Reputation: 20916 pts: |
good one spirit bhaya....
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Jul 22 2008, 06:59 PM
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Playboy! Group: DDF Clubbie Posts: 21,285 Joined: 31-March 05 From: INDIA Member No.: 5,276 Reputation: 67903 pts: |
QUOTE(Mr CaPtAiN @ Jul 22 2008, 01:23 PM)  good one spirit bhaya.... Thx bro good to see u on ddf 
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Jul 22 2008, 07:24 PM
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Still a Virgin  Group: Active Desi Posts: 217 Joined: 2-September 07 Member No.: 217,962 Reputation: 580 pts:  |
Awesome Thread Bro..
Waise sach me Indian Parliament League bana hi daalo.. kam se kam hame to pata lage k hamare area k MLA ki kitni value hai..  |
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Jul 22 2008, 07:29 PM
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Still a Virgin Group: Active Desi Posts: 217 Joined: 2-September 07 Member No.: 217,962 Reputation: 580 pts: |
+20 to u spirit bro..
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 Jul 22 2008, 08:48 PM
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THE ONLY ONE. Group: DDF Clubbie Posts: 23,452 Joined: 28-January 08 Member No.: 280,329 Reputation: 24060 pts: |
another +20 from my side,for posting this post.
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Jul 22 2008, 09:27 PM
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Playboy! Group: DDF Clubbie Posts: 21,285 Joined: 31-March 05 From: INDIA Member No.: 5,276 Reputation: 67903 pts: |
REAL IPL HAPPENED TODAY
IPL = INDIAN PARLIAMENT LEAGUE SCORES: UPA 275 FOR 4 OFF 20 OVERS MANMOHAN SINGH - 100 NOT OUT OFF 50 BALLS PRANAB MUKHERJEE - 75 OFF 36 BALLS NDA PLUS LEFT PLUS UNPA OPPOSITION 256 ALL OUT KARAT CAUGHT SOMNATH BOWLED MANMOHAN 0 MAYAWATI CAUGHT AMAR SINGH BOWLED LALOO 0 ADVANI BOWLED MANMOHAN 0 VAJPAYEE NOT OUT 55 ONLY SAVING GRACE COACH OF THE TOURNAMENT - SONIA GANDHI PLAYER OF THE TOURNAMENT - MANMOHAN SINGH BEST BATSMAN - AMAR SINGH BEST BOWLER - LALOO YADAV Result- UPA wins: 275 for, 256 against |
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Jul 22 2008, 09:34 PM
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~..*CaPtAiN of DDF*..~ Group: Mega Posters! Posts: 4,431 Joined: 2-March 05 From: kolkata Member No.: 604 Reputation: 20916 pts: |
nice round up buddy... saloki kimat jaan jate to achcha hota...
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Jul 22 2008, 09:35 PM
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Still a Virgin Group: Active Desi Posts: 217 Joined: 2-September 07 Member No.: 217,962 Reputation: 580 pts: |
lmao @ the update.. bro wish i could have given +20 for this one too.. koi na.. kal dunga + 20 aur.. hehehe..
 Gr8 Update bro.. tussi top ho.. DDF di hope ho..
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Jul 22 2008, 09:59 PM
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Flirt Group: Active Desi Posts: 861 Joined: 8-August 06 From: Hyderabad Member No.: 100,831 Reputation: 17924 pts: |
hilarious
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Jul 22 2008, 11:14 PM
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~Me the CaSaNoVa~made by GOD himself  Group: DDF Grandmaster! Posts: 23,615 Joined: 4-September 05 From: New Delhi Member No.: 38,067 Reputation: 85301 pts: |
mast hai bhai...
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Jul 23 2008, 12:15 AM
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Stoneheart  Group: Posts: 13,254 Joined: 7-January 06 From: Arrogantland Member No.: 64,269 Reputation: 61098 pts: |
sach mein itna busy to cricket mein nahi aata, jitna iss IPL mein aata hai if it wasn't the taxpayers money, i would say inhe roz entertainment ka mauka diya jaaya |
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Jul 23 2008, 12:17 AM
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yeah baby!  Group: VIP Posts: 7,699 Joined: 21-June 05 From: aamchi mumbai Member No.: 20,971 Reputation: 12904 pts: |
frigging hilarious spirit bhai!
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Jul 23 2008, 11:56 AM
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Naughty 4 Life Group: DDF Clubbie Posts: 10,091 Joined: 29-April 06 Member No.: 79,785 Reputation: 37654 pts: |
freaking hillarious spirit bro
tussi aate ho chaa jate ho  1 thing i would want to know from my fellow ddfites, how many of you actually paid attention to the conversation between oppostion n the govt MPs did you realise that all the GOVT supporters were actually talking like money takers of it and demanding few more benefits out of this situation. the assami mp was talking k give me more subsidy that you promised, more reservation for assames, institutes like aiims etc etc and so many other mps were in the same line talking about reservations n money. many were not supporting govt coz they were in favour of the nuke deal but to keep the oppostion away from power, so that they dont loose the money they get from being in power. |
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Jul 23 2008, 10:49 PM
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Playboy! Group: Mega Posters! Posts: 4,680 Joined: 23-July 05 Member No.: 30,137 Reputation: 27418 pts: |
waah waah maja aa gaya ....ddf par etna kaafi din ke baad hansa hoon .......i rem while back we were talking about posting on ddf and bring back the good ol' time..... great post by a great poster on this forum .......
yaar humra sab threadwa gaaib hui gawa .... ee sasoora big b sab kha gaya ......sasoor ke naati big b nikalo humra thread nahi to tumra sab big short kar doonga ...danda se thok thok ke..... kaa samjhe ...sasoor ka naati 
This post has been edited by me_coolestguyin: Jul 23 2008, 10:50 PM |
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Jul 24 2008, 11:04 AM
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One Man Show Group: Active Desi Posts: 2,215 Joined: 9-April 05 From: LAhore Member No.: 6,951 Reputation: 10771 pts: |
hilarious post sprit bro u allways come up with orignal stuff
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