Idiots Guide To Driving In India |
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Idiots Guide To Driving In India |
Aug 20 2008, 01:25 AM
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Still a Virgin Group: Active Desi Posts: 217 Joined: 2-September 07 Member No.: 217,962 Reputation: 580 pts: ![]() |
Start your vehicles, revv up your engines, it’s time to get, set and drive around India! Things you should know, before you handle the gearbox:-
1) If you are from Amerika, we drive on the other side of the road, so if you see too many vehicles charging towards you, you know you are in India. 2) If you are driving a car and want to turn right, you may roll up your window about an inch down and put out your finger, index finger, to signal where you are headed! Yes, just the finger will do! 3) The green signal around the world means ‘GO’, here, it means ‘HONK THE DAYLIGHTS OUT OF EVERYONE’. Mind you, ‘No Honking Day’ was invented for this very reason. And orange usually means slow down but here in India we believe if it isn’t red you might still make it. 4) You are on a long drive and you feel like taking a leak, don’t look for a Toilet sign…..everything except the roads can be pee’d on! And if you are regular, you might just find your ‘pee-partner’. 5) If your destination is 10 minutes away from where you are, WALK. Chances are you won’t find a parking place there! 6) Keep a Rs. 50 note always wrapped around your driving license, you’ll never know you’ll need it. 7) Short-Cut doesn’t mean ‘Detour’, it means ‘drive through here at your own risk, no government official will be held responsible for any damage done *Conditions Apply’ 9) Don’t act smart and try to get out of traffic via a short-cut, chances are you are not the only one thinking of doing that! 10) Finally, you are bound to get a stare from a fellow driver even if you are driving properly…..try it yourself, its fun! |
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Aug 20 2008, 01:30 AM
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THE ONLY ONE. Group: DDF Clubbie Posts: 20,114 Joined: 28-January 08 Member No.: 280,329 Reputation: 22260 pts: ![]() |
nice bhai thanks for sharing.
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Aug 20 2008, 04:31 PM
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Desi Baby Group: Desi Newbie Posts: 27 Joined: 8-November 06 From: india Member No.: 120,176 Reputation: none: ![]() |
Interesting.Thanks
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Aug 20 2008, 08:48 PM
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Jatti di Shaan vakhri Group: DDF Clubbie Posts: 17,200 Joined: 24-December 06 From: Canada Member No.: 133,629 Reputation: 54273 pts: ![]() |
Lmao
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Aug 20 2008, 09:48 PM
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Playboy! Group: DDF Clubbie Posts: 21,285 Joined: 31-March 05 From: INDIA Member No.: 5,276 Reputation: 67903 pts: ![]() |
ha ha good 1 bhai
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Aug 22 2008, 01:43 AM
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DDF ka Bhai™ Group: Posts: 12,133 Joined: 5-November 05 From: Hairaan Gali, Pareshaan Road, Anjaan Nagar Member No.: 48,399 Reputation: 123770 pts: ![]() |
lmao... so true
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Aug 22 2008, 05:24 PM
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~Me the CaSaNoVa~made by GOD himself Group: DDF Grandmaster! Posts: 23,554 Joined: 4-September 05 From: New Delhi Member No.: 38,067 Reputation: 85221 pts: ![]() |
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