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10 Things To Do When You Are Watching A Boringggg Movie
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post Aug 20 2008, 01:42 AM
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1. Sleep

2. Make up dialogues in your mind and say them out loud

3. Pretend to snore and piss the shit out of everyone seated next to you.

4. Make out with your boyfriend/girlfriend. If you’ve come with someone else then too bad!

5. Picture yourself as the lead actor and imagine your friends to be the other actors.

6. If its a sad scene, laugh out loud, and if its a funny scene make fart sounds so that people will atleast laugh!

7. Start playing some funny ringtones. Atleast that would entertain the audience.

8. Call up someone you like talking to and talk about sex. That would definitely make people listen.

9. Stand up, walk to the of the screen and start dancing.

10. Go home!


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post Aug 20 2008, 01:55 AM
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QUOTE(dino @ Aug 21 2008, 03:18 PM) *
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to fir 2 number kar k .. aapna 1 number 2 number me kar do.. 1+2=3

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