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How Players Are Selected?, Ganguly ki Sholay! |
 Mar 11 2006, 10:23 PM
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~Me the CaSaNoVa~made by GOD himself  Group: DDF Grandmaster! Posts: 23,615 Joined: 4-September 05 From: New Delhi Member No.: 38,067 Reputation: 85261 pts:   |
Just wondered what would have happened if Sourav Ganguly had played the role of Jai, Dalmiya of Leela Mishra and Agarkar of Veeru. (Basanti is a place in the Indian squad lol)
(As Jai…….takes up proposal of Agarkar’s inclusion with Dalmiya Mausi ): Dalmiya Mausi: Gangu beta! To kya kabhi kucch run banaata hai ye tumhara dost Agarkar? Gangu: Banaata hai, banaata hai Mausi, jab uske bum pe dandey lagte hain, to 20 matches mein ek mein run bhi banaata hai……….par ab roz roz to maar naheen sakta na dandey, isliye aksar zero pe out ho jaata hai bechara Agarkar! Dalmiya Mausi: Haaye raam, to kya 20 matches mein hamesha 1 baar run banaata hai? Gangu: Mausi, wo kya hai ki, ..... ab bowler kehlaane ki bhi zid hai na Ajit ko! Isliye bowling karte karte thak jaata hai bechara. Dalmiya Mausi: To Beta Gangu, 10 over mein kitni wickets leta hai tumhara dost Agarkar? Gangu: Mausi ab wickets ka to ye hai….ki ek baar line length pe ball daalna seekh le, to wicket bhi lene lagega Agarkar! Dalmiya Mausi: Haaye raam. Toh kya wicket naheen leta tumhara dost beta Gangu? Gangu: Chhee-chhee—chhee….aap to mere dost ko galat samajh baithi mausi. Jab batsmen thak ke gir jaate hain, to uski wicket bhi le leta hai kabhi kabhi Agarkar…….bas ek baar, line length………. Dalmiya Mausi: To beta kitne saalon mein line length pe ball daalna seekh lega tumhara dost? Gangu: Mausi bas paav bhar wazan badhne ki baat hai. Ek baar uska wazan badh jaaye aur uske baad shin bone, stress fracture, calf muscle pull, ankle rehab…..ab kya bataun mausi…mujhe to saare term bhi naheen pata…..ye sab theek ho jaayen, to run up aur line length theek karne ki koshish karega Ajit… Dalmiya Mausi: Gangu beta. Ek baat ki daad to doongi main. Bhaley hazaar buraayiaan hain tumhaare dost mein, par tumhare munh se sirf taareef hi nikalti hai Agarkar ke liye…. Gangu: Kya karun mausi…mera to dil hi kucchh aisa hai. To kya main selection pakka samjhoon Ajit ka? (Now here comes the twist) Dalmiya Mausi:Beta Gangu, TUM KHUD, naa SriLanka ke khilaaf run banaate ho, naa Pakistan ke! Na Newzealand ke, naa West Indies ke. Aur to aur tum Zimbabwe ke khilaaf tak flop ho jaate ho. Jab tumko aur tumhaare equally barbaad dost Laxman ko main team mein rakh sakti hoon, to Ajit ko kyun naheen? Lo…munh meetha karo beta! |
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Mar 11 2006, 10:27 PM
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TERI TO  Group: DDF Rockers! Posts: 5,117 Joined: 26-January 06 Member No.: 67,848 Reputation: 12790 pts: |
HAHAHA
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Mar 11 2006, 10:33 PM
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~..*CaPtAiN of DDF*..~  Group: Mega Posters! Posts: 4,431 Joined: 2-March 05 From: kolkata Member No.: 604 Reputation: 20916 pts: |
hahahahhaha
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Mar 11 2006, 10:51 PM
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Desi Teenager  Group: Desi Member Posts: 122 Joined: 11-January 06 Member No.: 65,122 Reputation: 112 pts:  |
hehe
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Mar 11 2006, 10:52 PM
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Playboy!  Group: DDF Clubbie Posts: 21,285 Joined: 31-March 05 From: INDIA Member No.: 5,276 Reputation: 67903 pts: |
ha ha damn good
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Mar 12 2006, 01:50 AM
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Stud!  Group: Active Desi Posts: 1,961 Joined: 23-April 05 Member No.: 10,178 Reputation: 22960 pts: |
lmao
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Mar 12 2006, 02:24 AM
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Mr. CooooooooooL Group: Mega Posters! Posts: 3,368 Joined: 5-March 05 Member No.: 845 Reputation: 13179 pts: |
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Mar 13 2006, 11:22 AM
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~Me the CaSaNoVa~made by GOD himself Group: DDF Grandmaster! Posts: 23,615 Joined: 4-September 05 From: New Delhi Member No.: 38,067 Reputation: 85261 pts: |
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Mar 13 2006, 11:36 AM
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Desi Macho Group: Active Desi Posts: 1,019 Joined: 10-December 05 Member No.: 57,817 Reputation: 2918 pts:  |
LMAO!!! gud one!
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Apr 6 2006, 12:41 PM
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Stoneheart  Group: Posts: 13,192 Joined: 7-January 06 From: Arrogantland Member No.: 64,269 Reputation: 60838 pts: |
damn funny
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Apr 6 2006, 12:46 PM
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Love is like a mustard seed planted by God and watered by MEN... Group: DDF Rockers! Posts: 5,105 Joined: 3-June 05 From: KALIKAMAN Member No.: 16,019 Reputation: 18552 pts: |
HAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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