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The 'A-B-C-D' Contest, Back to School
Masala Swami
post Jul 16 2005, 01:21 PM
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In the DM school of Literature,
A longer stands for Apple and B is no longer for Ball
Learn A-B-C-D the Desimasala way.




Lecture I:

A for ASS
B for BOOBS
C for CUNT
D for DICK





As taught by Prof: FF2MM
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post Jul 16 2005, 08:59 PM
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Lecture II


E - Erotica
F - ****
G - G - String
H - Horney
I - Insertion
J - Jack off
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yaar tell if only proper terms be posted or hindi terms in Hinglish also acceptable.
FF2MM why arnt up updating the existing threads in contests
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post Jul 16 2005, 09:00 PM
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post Jul 16 2005, 09:08 PM
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Lecture III

K - Kamasutra
L - Lolita
M - Masterbation
N - Nudity
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post Jul 16 2005, 09:28 PM
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Lecture IV


O - Oral Sex
P - Penis
R - Rape
S - Sex
T - Testis
U - Urinal
V - Vagina

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post Jul 17 2005, 03:31 PM
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A - Apna haath Jagannath (ORIYA)......... Masterbate
B - Boka Choda (BENGALI)................... Son of a stupid father
C - Chudir-baai (ASSAMESE)................ House-maid fu**er
D - Dagar (KANNADA)................ Whore
E - Ek a (MIZO)..................... Shitter
F - Fodean Ghal (KONKANI).................. Stick it up ur c**t
G - Gaand paar dya ga (PUNJABI).............. I'll blast ur balls
H - Haraami (HINDI)............................. Bastard
I - I ui a vawi (MIZO)....................... Ur shit smells
J - Ja chod maar (PUNJABI)...................... F**k off
K - Kali chut ka safaid jhaat (HINDI)................... White hair of a black pussy
L - Loda (GUJRATI)........................... Penis
M - Modda kuduvu (TELUGU).......................... Suck my cock
N - Nengta maggi (BENGALI)........................ Naked whore
O - Oththal (TAMIL)...................... F**k
P - Pod marani (BENGALI)..................... Ass fu**er by profession
Q - Qahbah (URDU)........................ Whore
R - Randichya pucchi varcha phod (MARATHI).................... U boil on a whore's pussy
S - Sulemagane (KANNADA).................. Son of a bi**h
T - Tari gaand mein angree chhe (GUJRATI)..................... There is a finger in ur ass
U - Uumpu (TAMIL)................... Suck the penis / pussy
V - Varsai (TAMIL)........................ Whore
W - What-a-sarak (TAMIL)......................... Sexy bitch
X - xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx http://insultmonger.com xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Y - Yerri pooka (TELUGU)........................... Foolish fellow
Z - Zhavadya (MARATHI)............... One who f***ks anyone even a dog
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post Jul 17 2005, 09:18 PM
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are we talking of words or phases subbu baba , at least let the vocabulary finish before u get down to sentenses man.

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QUOTE(babumoshai @ Jul 17 2005, 09:22 PM)
are we talking of words or phases subbu baba , at least let the vocabulary finish before u get down to sentenses man.

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already u've given 4 lectures................... babumoshai

now its my time................. we'll get down to sentences
bcoz............... u r an active desi................. u 'll give lectures on words
and I m Happy Helpers F.E.D................... I'll give lectures on sentences.

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post Jul 18 2005, 11:25 PM
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post Jul 20 2005, 12:14 AM
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post Jul 20 2005, 01:43 AM
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post Jul 20 2005, 02:01 PM
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post Jul 20 2005, 10:14 PM
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QUOTE(subbu_wow @ Jul 17 2005, 03:35 PM)
A - Apna haath Jagannath (ORIYA)......... Masterbate
B - Boka Choda (BENGALI)................... Son of a stupid father
C - Chudir-baai (ASSAMESE)................ House-maid fu**er
D - Dagar (KANNADA)................ Whore
E - Ek a (MIZO)..................... Shitter
F - Fodean Ghal (KONKANI).................. Stick it up ur c**t
G - Gaand paar dya ga (PUNJABI).............. I'll blast ur balls
H - Haraami (HINDI)............................. Bastard
I - I ui a vawi (MIZO)....................... Ur shit smells
J - Ja chod maar (PUNJABI)...................... F**k off
K - Kali chut ka safaid jhaat (HINDI)................... White hair of a black pussy
L - Loda (GUJRATI)........................... Penis
M - Modda kuduvu (TELUGU).......................... Suck my cock
N - Nengta maggi (BENGALI)........................ Naked whore
O - Oththal (TAMIL)...................... F**k
P - Pod marani (BENGALI)..................... Ass fu**er by profession
Q - Qahbah (URDU)........................ Whore
R - Randichya pucchi varcha phod (MARATHI).................... U boil on a whore's pussy
S - Sulemagane (KANNADA).................. Son of a bi**h
T - Tari gaand mein angree chhe (GUJRATI)..................... There is a finger in ur ass
U - Uumpu (TAMIL)................... Suck the penis / pussy
V - Varsai (TAMIL)........................ Whore
W - What-a-sarak (TAMIL)......................... Sexy bitch
X - xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx http://insultmonger.com xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Y - Yerri pooka (TELUGU)........................... Foolish fellow
Z - Zhavadya (MARATHI)............... One who f***ks anyone even a dog

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u hv already done ur Ph.D. yaar...
but, G stands for G-spot...
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post Jul 21 2005, 10:48 AM
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QUOTE(neerajagarwal @ Jul 20 2005, 10:18 PM)
u hv already done ur Ph.D. yaar...
but, G stands for G-spot...
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post Jul 25 2005, 08:47 PM
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