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***** Himesh Reshammiya Banned In India *****
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post Jul 20 2006, 01:25 AM
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After spending many sleepless nights at the Central Prison
for Music freaks and making fellow prisoners go through uneasy
times by making them listen to the irritating Himesh sounds the other
prisoners staged a protest here today. Himesh Reshammiya was
earlier arrested and awarded a death sentence by a local court.
All the prisoners have demanded that Himesh Reshammiya be moved
to a sound proof cell. In the meanwhile Himesh refused to comment on
the issue and claimed he had to practice and since he was refused bail
there was no other way. In the mean while the President has rejected
Himesh Reshammiya's mercy plea today. Himesh's lawyer sent a mercy
request to the President that Himesh be left with a small penalty on the
condition that he won't sing too much.

Apparently the President was supposed to approve the mercy
plea today.But it appears that he tuned into his television set last
night and heard Himesh Reshammiya's name on the credits for
composition for two more new movies. The President got annoyed
instantly and demanded that Himesh's songs be banned since they
posed a higher threat to the nation than the current reservations issue.

The President however laid down certain alternatives to a death
sentence for Himesh Reshammiya considering the fact that
Himesh was in a depressed state and might voice some disgusting
sad music in prison. The President suggested the following alternatives;

++ Himesh could be sent to Andaman & Nicobar islands. The tribal
population can find Himesh as a good inspiration for crappy music.
They can also tie him up and eat him if they're not satisfied.

++ Himesh could be sent to the LOC with Pakistan. He could help scare
away possible intruders along the LOC!

++ Himesh and his so called 'followers and fans' could be sent on an
island on the Indian Ocean and they can enjoy each others company.

++ The CBI can use Himesh's music in the torture rooms.
The victim can be made to listen his songs until he vomits
the truth! Also the FBI can be provided with the same if they'd
like some outsourcing!

++ Some of our people would be visiting the moon
very soon. The spaceship shall emit Himesh Reshammiya's music in
order to scare away any possible alien attack!
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post Jul 20 2006, 04:28 AM
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YAAR, I LKE RESHAMIA. HE IS A GOOD SINGER MAN!! AND A COOL MUSIC DIRECTOR TOO.
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QUOTE(emperor0989 @ Jul 20 2006, 10:36 AM) [snapback]908414[/snapback]

YAAR, I LKE RESHAMIA. HE IS A GOOD SINGER MAN!! AND A COOL MUSIC DIRECTOR TOO.


Good Singer..? m shocked.. yeah u can say that he had grabbed nerves of todays ung gen..but neither hez singer (good is faar away) nor hes good music director...

sorry bro.. i disagree with you
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++ Himesh and his so called 'followers and fans' could be sent on an
island on the Indian Ocean and they can enjoy each others company.


QUOTE(emperor0989 @ Jul 20 2006, 09:36 AM) [snapback]908414[/snapback]

YAAR, I LKE RESHAMIA. HE IS A GOOD SINGER MAN!! AND A COOL MUSIC DIRECTOR TOO.
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aisa kab hoga
I am fed up of his nasal songs

Anyways
I think even tribals from Andaman and Nicobar will sing better than him

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population can find Himesh as a good inspiration for crappy music.
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