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 Jul 21 2006, 09:33 PM
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K I M U B H A I  Group: Mega Posters! Posts: 3,304 Joined: 31-August 05 Member No.: 37,356 Reputation: 21936 pts:   |
Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh.... ! ).
As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind. She asked, "What are all those clocks?" Yamraj answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said Rabri, "Who's clock is that?" "That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie." "And whose clock is that?" "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life." Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?" Yamraj replied, "Laloo's clock is in my office, I'm using it as a ceiling fan". |
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Jul 21 2006, 09:35 PM
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A FRIENDLY **DDF'E'Lite**  Group: DDF Master! Posts: 9,084 Joined: 26-September 05 Member No.: 40,940 Reputation: 16088 pts: |
nice but seen b4 bhai
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Jul 21 2006, 09:40 PM
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Ka Joke Wo Mare Ho Kimu Bhiya
Maja Hi Aaigava. |
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Jul 21 2006, 09:53 PM
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COFFEE PLANTATION Group: Mega Posters! Posts: 4,746 Joined: 2-August 05 From: COFFEE CITY Member No.: 32,736 Reputation: 12866 pts: |
KIMU READ BEFORE
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Jul 21 2006, 10:33 PM
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ROCKER_OF_ROCKERZ  Group: DDF Rockers! Posts: 6,858 Joined: 1-October 05 Member No.: 41,806 Reputation: 25928 pts: |
good one
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Jul 22 2006, 01:06 AM
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good1
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Jul 22 2006, 01:22 AM
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(¯`·._.•Sher-E-Hind•._.·´¯) Group: Mega Posters! Posts: 4,628 Joined: 1-February 06 Member No.: 68,887 Reputation: 20142 pts: |
nice 1..............
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 Jul 22 2006, 02:23 AM
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~!@# LUV HUTS #@!~  Group: DDF Grandmaster! Posts: 23,483 Joined: 9-October 05 From: Direct Dil se Member No.: 43,245 Reputation: 131074 pts: |
sahi mai its one of the best jokes i ever read
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Jul 22 2006, 08:02 AM
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Playboy! Group: DDF Grandmaster! Posts: 14,215 Joined: 31-January 06 From: Sydney Member No.: 68,755 Reputation: 66885 pts: |
old one
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Jul 22 2006, 08:09 AM
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Godfather ~Born to Rule  Group: VIP Posts: 14,696 Joined: 18-June 05 Member No.: 20,098 Reputation: 42059 pts: |
Suna hua hai Kimu
But still nice |
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Apr 9 2008, 05:31 AM
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Desi Teenager  Group: Desi Member Posts: 62 Joined: 15-February 08 Member No.: 287,712 Reputation: 140 pts:  |
lol
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