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 Oct 5 2006, 03:03 PM
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~~~DDF ROCKS & SO DO I ~~~  Group: VIP Posts: 18,431 Joined: 6-July 05 From: Raipur Member No.: 25,176 Reputation: 28096 pts:   |
SIGNBOARD OUTSIDE A PROSTITUTES HOUSE - MARRIED MEN NOT ALLOWED.
WE SERVE THE NEEDY, NOT THE GREEDY............ ENGLISHMAN, I GOT 10 CHILDREN, 1 MORE I'LL HAVE A FOOTBALL TEAM. AMERICAN 14, 1 MORE I'LL HAVE RUGBY TEAM. ARAB, I GOT 17 WIVES, I MORE I'LL HAVE A GOLF COURSE !!! GOOD AFTERNOON. AFTER 20 YRS. OF SEX IN DARK, THE WIFE DISCOVERS HER HUSBAND WAS USING A VIBTRATOR. SHE ASKS HIM FOR AN EXPLANATION. HE SAYS I'LL EXPLAIN, BUT FIRST EXPLAIN ABOUT THE KIDS!! 7 MEN OF GOOD DESIGN, MADE A PUSSY SO DIVINE. 1ST. A BUTCHER FULL OF WIT, USED A KNIFE & MADE A SLIT, SECOND A CARPENTER BIG AND BOLD, USED A DRILL TO BORE A HOLE. THIRD A TAILOR TALL AND THIN USED RED VELVET TO LINE IT IN. FORTH A HUNTER SHORT AND SHOUT USED FOX FUR TO LINE IT OUT. FIFTH A FISHERMAN NASTYAS HELL, THREW IN A FISH AND GAVE IT A SMELL. SIXTH A VICER NAME OF MCGEEFELT IT & BLESSED IT AND SAID IT COULD PEE. SEVENTH A SAILOR, A DIRTY OLD RUNT, SUCKET IT AND FUCKED IT AND CALLED IT A CUNT!!!!!!! SABZIWALA - MADAM " YEH 500 RS KA NOTE BLOUSE SE NIKALA HAI KYA? MADAM - HAA, PAE TUMHE KAISE MALOOM? SABZIWALA- GANDHIJI KA MUH ABHI TAK KHULA HAI!!!! WHAT IS THE DUIIFERENCE BETWEEN THE INDIAN CRIKETER AND CONDOM ? CRIKETER DROPS THE CATCH AND CONDOM CATCHES THE DROP !!! A DOCTOR SAW A NURSE WITH ONE OF HER TITS HANGING OUT OF HER DRESS. HE QUESTIONED HER, NURSE SAID, OH THESE MEDICAL STUDENTS NEVER KEEP THINGS IN PLACE AFTER USE!!! SHE OFFERED HIM HONOUR. HE HONOURED HER OFFER. AND THEN, THE WHOLE NIGNT, IN HONOUR OF THE OFFER, HE WAS ONHER AND OFFHER! 8 YEAR BOY CAUGHT IN RAPE CASE. IN COURT LADY LAWYER HOLDS HIS PENIS AND SAYS " UR HONOUR SEE THIS, CAN HE RAPE ? BOY SAYS" HILA MAAT, CASE HAAR JAYENGE". |
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Oct 5 2006, 03:14 PM
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DEATH IS MY OTHER NAME  Group: DDF Grandmaster! Posts: 13,740 Joined: 23-March 05 Member No.: 3,693 Reputation: 41330 pts: |
LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Oct 5 2006, 03:25 PM
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Flirt  Group: Active Desi Posts: 836 Joined: 5-August 05 Member No.: 33,305 Reputation: 14338 pts: |
hahahhahaha
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Oct 5 2006, 03:40 PM
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Proud DM'ite:) Group: VIP Posts: 13,285 Joined: 23-March 05 Member No.: 3,751 Reputation: 36858 pts: |
Lolzzzzzz... Pretty funny ones
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Oct 5 2006, 04:51 PM
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MAKE LOVE  Group: DDF Master! Posts: 8,798 Joined: 2-October 05 Member No.: 42,037 Reputation: 140885 pts: |
LOLZZZZ
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Oct 5 2006, 05:38 PM
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Playboy!  Group: Mega Posters! Posts: 3,640 Joined: 6-August 06 Member No.: 100,440 Reputation: 14497 pts: |
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
superb birooo |
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Oct 5 2006, 06:14 PM
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TheOne Group: DDF Grandmaster! Posts: 12,244 Joined: 11-May 05 From: Karachi Member No.: 13,864 Reputation: 48100 pts: |
hahahahahah.. zabardst... lolzz
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Oct 6 2006, 05:24 PM
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Playboy! Group: DDF Grandmaster! Posts: 13,689 Joined: 21-July 05 From: Illinois Member No.: 29,625 Reputation: 80280 pts: |
Hehehe ...mast hai yaar
 >>>>>.........  ADMIN ronitoberoi (modz plz ignore this )
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