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aishwarya321
post Dec 29 2006, 12:07 PM
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Hugli Hugli
Dugli DUgli
Bugli Bugli
Ugly Ugly Busssssssssssssss!!














Hans mut yeh mantar Rang KAALA karne ka tha jo tune parh liya.....











Ab tera kia hoga KAAALIYAAA....????

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Laila ko Majnu ka sms nahi aya,
Laila ne 2 din se khana nahi khaya,
Laila marney wali hai Majnu ke pyar main,
Aur Majnu betha hai sms free hone ke intazar main

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Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du,
tu raat maange main raat de du,
Tu dil maange main dil de du,
Tu Jaan maange.........
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Abe bas Departmental Store samajh rakha hai kya???

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to make it
straight,
she
pulls it.




2 make it
stand
she
rubs it.






2 make it
stiff
she
licks it.




2 let it
in
she
pushes it.





true! threading a needle is not easy !!!

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Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

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Zindagi Behal Hay.. Sur Hay Na Taal Hay..
Message Box Bhi Kungal Hay.. Kya Apki SMS Factory Main Hartal Hay..
Yar Kuch To Bhejo Yeh Meray Mobile Ki Zindagi Ka Sawal Hay

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Tum hamesha....



Muskurate raho



Muskurate raho



Muskurate raho



Muskurate raho



Muskurate raho



mera kya jayega?Log tumhe hi pagal samjhenge. ;o)

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Yosuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai
Unhe khilane pilanne main hui hai yeh haalat
Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai....

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Think big, think smart,
think positive,
think beautiful,
think great,
I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut...
just think about ME!

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Ramchandra keh gaye siya se aisa kalyug aayega,
Ek dost ek taraf se SMS karega, doosra apna paisa bachayega.

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Zindagi ki raah muskil hai to kya hua,
thoda tum chalo,thoda hum chalenge
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> Phir ricksaw karlenge............

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post Jan 19 2007, 05:24 AM
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lolz
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post Jan 27 2007, 01:15 PM
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Thanks for Sharing. Gr8 Going buddy.. smileys019.gif
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post Feb 1 2007, 10:32 AM
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thanks
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post Feb 3 2007, 01:59 PM
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