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Eating My Popcorn |
 Feb 22 2007, 10:18 AM
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Still a Virgin  Group: Active Desi Posts: 398 Joined: 25-August 06 Member No.: 104,775 Reputation: 502 pts:   |
An old farmer went to town to see a movie.
The ticket agent asked, "Sir, what's that on your shoulder?" The old farmer said, "That's my pet rooster Chucky, wherever I go, Chucky goes." "I'm sorry sir.", said the ticket agent, "We don't allow animals in the theater." The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the bird down his pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater. He sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge. The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer unzipped his pants so Chucky could stick his head out and watch the movie. "Marge", whispered Mildred. "What", said Marge. "I think this guy next to me is a pervert.", said Mildred. "What makes you think that", asked Marge. "He unzipped his pants and he has his thing out", whispered Mildred. "Well, don't worry about it", said Marge, "At our age we've seen them all." "I thought so", said Mildred, "But this one is eating my popcorn." ---------- - Chahat Send short sms to your friends: http://www.SMSFunOnline.com |
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Feb 23 2007, 08:11 PM
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Jatti di Shaan vakhri  Group: DDF Clubbie Posts: 17,313 Joined: 24-December 06 From: Canada Member No.: 133,629 Reputation: 54533 pts:  |
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Mar 19 2007, 06:06 PM
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Desi Teenager  Group: Desi Member Posts: 69 Joined: 31-October 06 Member No.: 118,391 Reputation: 60 pts: |
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Mar 21 2007, 12:54 AM
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Desi Teenager Group: Desi Member Posts: 55 Joined: 21-March 07 Member No.: 150,439 Reputation: none:  |
coool huh?
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Mar 24 2007, 05:56 PM
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Mar 27 2007, 06:34 PM
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Still a Virgin Group: Active Desi Posts: 302 Joined: 26-March 07 Member No.: 151,466 Reputation: 2480 pts:  |
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Mar 28 2007, 12:23 AM
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Desi Baby  Group: Desi Newbie Posts: 41 Joined: 23-August 06 Member No.: 104,412 Reputation: none: |
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Apr 2 2007, 04:00 PM
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Playboy!  Group: DDF Master! Posts: 10,446 Joined: 19-February 06 Member No.: 71,967 Reputation: 38757 pts: |
lol
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Apr 7 2007, 10:44 PM
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Desi Teenager Group: Desi Member Posts: 50 Joined: 27-March 07 Member No.: 151,647 Reputation: none: |
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Apr 21 2007, 10:58 AM
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~!@# LUV HUTS #@!~  Group: DDF Grandmaster! Posts: 23,413 Joined: 9-October 05 From: Direct Dil se Member No.: 43,245 Reputation: 130954 pts: |
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Apr 30 2007, 05:01 PM
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***BORN TO KILL***  Group: Mega Posters! Posts: 3,616 Joined: 22-February 06 From: MUMBHAI(IND) Member No.: 72,148 Reputation: 17029 pts: |
gud one
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Apr 30 2007, 05:44 PM
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Desi Baby Group: Desi Newbie Posts: 10 Joined: 30-April 07 Member No.: 160,095 Reputation: none: |
lol
 QUOTE(Itschahat @ Feb 22 2007, 09:48 AM) [snapback]1390517[/snapback] An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, "Sir, what's that on your shoulder?" The old farmer said, "That's my pet rooster Chucky, wherever I go, Chucky goes." "I'm sorry sir.", said the ticket agent, "We don't allow animals in the theater." The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the bird down his pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater. He sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge. The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer unzipped his pants so Chucky could stick his head out and watch the movie. "Marge", whispered Mildred. "What", said Marge. "I think this guy next to me is a pervert.", said Mildred. "What makes you think that", asked Marge. "He unzipped his pants and he has his thing out", whispered Mildred. "Well, don't worry about it", said Marge, "At our age we've seen them all." "I thought so", said Mildred, "But this one is eating my popcorn." ---------- - Chahat Send short sms to your friends: http://www.SMSFunOnline.com |
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May 28 2007, 01:41 PM
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Desi Teenager Group: Desi Member Posts: 54 Joined: 28-May 07 Member No.: 174,388 Reputation: none: |
good one
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May 28 2007, 01:41 PM
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Desi Teenager Group: Desi Member Posts: 54 Joined: 28-May 07 Member No.: 174,388 Reputation: none: |
oops wrong comment
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May 28 2007, 01:41 PM
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Desi Teenager Group: Desi Member Posts: 54 Joined: 28-May 07 Member No.: 174,388 Reputation: none: |
no it was good
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May 28 2007, 01:42 PM
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Desi Teenager Group: Desi Member Posts: 54 Joined: 28-May 07 Member No.: 174,388 Reputation: none: |
thanks for the laugh
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May 28 2007, 07:39 PM
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Desi Teenager Group: Desi Member Posts: 53 Joined: 27-May 07 Member No.: 174,100 Reputation: 20 pts: |
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