10 Rules Of Indian Film |
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10 Rules Of Indian Film |
  Jul 20 2006, 02:28 PM
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10 Rules Of Indian Film 1. Two brothers separated in childhood will always grow up on different sides of the law. The law-breaker, however, will suddenly turn over a new leaf before the end, bash up the villain (who is the *real* bad guy), and be pardoned for all his sins before the last-scene family reunion. (This is possible only if he has a heroine - see rule 2 below). 2. If the number of heroes is not equal to the number of heroines, the excess heroes/heroines will a) die  join the Red Cross and take off toSwitzerland before the end of the movie. 3. If there are 2 heroes in a movie, they will fight each other savagely for at least 5 minutes (10 if they are brothers). 4. Any court scene will have the dialogue "Objection milord". If it is said by the hero, or his lawyer, it will be overruled. Else, it will be sustained. 5. The hero's sister will usually marry the hero's best friend (i.e. the second hero). Else, she will be raped by the villain within the 1st 30 minutes, and commit suicide. 6. In a chase, the hero will always overtake the villain, even on a bullock-cart, or on foot. 7. When the hero fires at the villain(s), he will never a) miss run out of bullets.When the villain fires at the hero, he will always miss (unless the hero is required to die, as in rule 2). 8. Any fight sequence shall take place in the vicinity of a stack of a) pots barrels c) glass bottles,which will be smashed to pieces. 9. Any movie involving lost and found brothers will have a song sung by a) the brothers their blind mother (but of course, she has to be blind in orderto regain her sight in the climax) c) the family dog/cat. 10. Police inspectors (when not played by the hero) come in two categories: a) Scrupulously honest, probably the hero's father - killed by the villain before the titles. Honest, but always chasing the anti-hero (as in Rule 1), saying"Tum kanoon se bach nahin sakte", only to pat him in the back in reel 23. Usually, this inspector's daughter is in love with the anti-hero. c) The corrupt inspector, (usually the real villain's sidekick) unceremoniously knocked about by the hero(s) in the climax. |
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Jul 20 2006, 02:47 PM
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A FRIENDLY **DDF'E'Lite**  Group: DDF Master! Posts: 9,061 Joined: 26-September 05 Member No.: 40,940 Reputation: 16008 pts: |
mast hai
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Jul 20 2006, 03:01 PM
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sahi hai
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Jul 20 2006, 03:07 PM
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(¯`·._.•Sher-E-Hind•._.·´¯)  Group: Mega Posters! Posts: 4,628 Joined: 1-February 06 Member No.: 68,887 Reputation: 20142 pts: |
Xactly........................
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Jul 20 2006, 03:12 PM
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padha hai....mast hai...
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Jul 20 2006, 03:46 PM
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Playboy! Group: DDF Grandmaster! Posts: 14,215 Joined: 31-January 06 From: Sydney Member No.: 68,755 Reputation: 66885 pts: |
pehle padha huya hai,.....acha hia
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Jul 20 2006, 04:01 PM
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(¯`·._.·I ROCK HERE·._.·´¯) Group: VIP Posts: 5,932 Joined: 10-June 05 Member No.: 18,183 Reputation: 18637 pts: |
hahahahahaha....
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Jul 20 2006, 04:13 PM
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Proud DM'ite:) Group: VIP Posts: 13,285 Joined: 23-March 05 Member No.: 3,751 Reputation: 36858 pts: |
How very true...
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Jul 20 2006, 04:14 PM
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TheOne Group: DDF Grandmaster! Posts: 12,244 Joined: 11-May 05 From: Karachi Member No.: 13,864 Reputation: 48100 pts: |
hahahaha... sahi bolta hai
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Jul 20 2006, 05:05 PM
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ROCKER_OF_ROCKERZ  Group: DDF Rockers! Posts: 6,858 Joined: 1-October 05 Member No.: 41,806 Reputation: 25928 pts: |
so true,
mast post |
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Jul 20 2006, 05:21 PM
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Playboy!  Group: DDF Clubbie Posts: 21,285 Joined: 31-March 05 From: INDIA Member No.: 5,276 Reputation: 67903 pts: |
ha ha mast hain bhai
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