Akbar Birbal Story With Randi, A unique one |
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Akbar Birbal Story With Randi, A unique one |
 Jul 2 2007, 10:56 AM
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Ek baar, Akbar ke darbar mein ek randi ne mujra kiya. Woh item badi hi KANTEELI NACHANIYA thi. Itni sollid wo naachi ke sabke tatte tight ho gaye. Akbar bahut khush ho gaya. Usne randi ko kaha, "Jamnabai, bol tujhe kya inaam chahiye meri jaan? Sona-chandi, heere-moti, jaageer... kya chahiye, bol. Agar teri kisise dushmani ho to bhi bataa de... uski behen chod di jayegi."
Randi muh maange inaam ki baat sunke bahut khush hui. Par woh bahut hi bhenchod kism ki aurat thi. Uske gandu dimaag mein to kuch aur hi tha. Woh Akbar se boli, "Jahanpanah, jaan ki salaamat mile to kuch arz karoon". Akbar waise hi uske naach pe bahut senti tha. Woh bola,"Jo marzi maang, Jamna darling. Randi boli, “Jahanpanah, mujhe aapki raajgaddi pe tatti karni hai." Pehle to Akbar ko samajh hi nahin aaya ki kya yeh randi BAWLI GAAND to nahin ho gayelii hai? Lekin woh maNaa bhi nahin kar sak rella tha... chutiya promise jo kar baithella tha. Usne randi ko kuch aur maangne ke liye kaha, par randi bhi bahut shaani thi... woh nahin maani. Akbar bhi bechara kya karta, usne 15 din baad ki date de di. Usne socha ki baad mein randi pe pressure dalwa ke cancel karwa doonga, par bhen ki laudi maan hi nahi relli thi. Jab Tatti-day nazdeek aa gaya , Akbar ki gaand bahut zyaada phat gayi... usne us waqt Birbal ko yaad kiya. Usne Birbal se kaha ki “Boss, ab mughal sultanat ki izzat us ke haath mein hai”. Birbal ne bhi Akbar ko promise kar diya ki chaahe usey apni maa gali-gali chudwaani pade, woh mughal sultanat ki izzat pe aanch nahin aane dega. Akbar bhi nischint ho gaya. Finally Tatti-day aa gaya. Akbar to raat bhar so bhi nahin saka. Bhenchod ki khud ki tatti band ho gayi. Subah-subah randi ne darbaar mein grand entrance maara. Kehne lagi, "Jahanpanah, main teen din se nahin hagi hoon... jaldi se raajgaddi pe tatti karne ki vyawastha kijiye." Akbar ne phatti gaand ke saath Birbal ki taraf dekha. Birbal to shaana hus-hi-hus rella tha. Apni seat se khada hua aur bola, "Jamnabai, tu ne tatti karne ki demand ki thi... so karo. Lekin agar ek boond bhi moot nikal aaya to yeh talwaar ****** mein ghusa ke gaand se nikaal doonga." Randi ko samajh aa gayaki is baar uska paala kisi andu pandu se nahin, Birbal se pada hai. Bhosadiki chup-chaap apni badi gaand uthake ghar chali gayi. Ek baar phir birbal the great behen ke lode ne mughal saltanet ke gaand phatne se bachali... |
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Jul 10 2007, 06:44 AM
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Desi Teenager  Group: Desi Member Posts: 50 Joined: 10-July 07 Member No.: 194,664 Reputation: none:  |
wtf
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Jul 19 2007, 03:00 AM
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Desi Teenager Group: Desi Member Posts: 50 Joined: 28-April 07 Member No.: 157,894 Reputation: 20 pts:  |
ha ha
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Aug 10 2007, 11:00 PM
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Desi Teenager Group: Desi Member Posts: 51 Joined: 10-August 07 Member No.: 207,132 Reputation: none: |
that was good
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Aug 25 2007, 08:17 PM
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Desi Baby  Group: Desi Newbie Posts: 45 Joined: 10-March 06 Member No.: 75,100 Reputation: 72 pts: |
Birbal A Genious.
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Sep 4 2007, 03:48 AM
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Desi Teenager Group: Desi Member Posts: 50 Joined: 21-January 06 Member No.: 67,065 Reputation: none: |
wtf.....gooood
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 Jan 13 2008, 12:14 PM
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Desi Macho  Group: Active Desi Posts: 1,059 Joined: 4-November 07 From: MALES LAND ONLY Member No.: 242,719 Reputation: 4360 pts:  |
QUOTE(pinkalsuthar @ Sep 4 2007, 03:48 AM)  wtf.....gooood TONS of Thanks,nice one |
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Jan 20 2008, 03:50 AM
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Desi Baby Group: Desi Newbie Posts: 3 Joined: 20-January 08 Member No.: 276,384 Reputation: none: |
nice
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May 11 2008, 11:15 PM
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Flirt Group: Active Desi Posts: 614 Joined: 20-October 05 Member No.: 45,378 Reputation: 18565 pts: |
lol, bhai hanste hanste apni phat gayi, joke was great and presentation was greater.... plz share some more .... thanks a lot !!!!!!!
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Oct 9 2008, 09:15 PM
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Desi Baby Group: Desi Newbie Posts: 4 Joined: 27-October 07 Member No.: 239,252 Reputation: none: |
hahaha.. very funny
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Oct 9 2008, 10:02 PM
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THE ONLY ONE.  Group: DDF Clubbie Posts: 21,175 Joined: 28-January 08 Member No.: 280,329 Reputation: 22980 pts: |
QUOTE(nehadel007 @ May 11 2008, 11:15 PM) lol, bhai hanste hanste apni phat gayi, joke was great and presentation was greater.... plz share some more .... thanks a lot !!!!!!! -ditto- |
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