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I Wish I could Use Computers in Real Life...
Masala Swami
post Jul 18 2005, 11:46 PM
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I Wish I could Use Computers in Real Life...

1) 5 minutes ago you were traveling to office at 80 mph in your brand new car.
Now you are traveling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance. You wish
there was 'UNDO' in life!

2) You are already late, and your key is missing, You wish there was 'FIND TOOL'
in life!

3) You are a bankrupt, after investing in some weird business, You wish there
was 'REBUILD ALL' in life!

4) The train is so crowded that you cannot get anywhere near that nice girl at
the other end, You wish there was 'ZOOM AND VIEW FULL SCREEN' in life!

5) One day you realize that you are turning bald, You wish there was 'CUT &
PASTE' in life.. And the best one is .............

6) After marriage you realize that there is bound to be a mismatch, You wish
there was an 'EVALUATION PERIOD' or at least a 'SAMPLE DOWNLOAD' or a 'DEMO
VERSION'!

FF2MM
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post Jul 25 2005, 05:03 PM
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post Jul 27 2005, 09:07 AM
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post Jul 31 2005, 09:20 PM
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post Aug 30 2005, 09:27 PM
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post Dec 15 2005, 02:22 AM
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post Sep 10 2006, 05:23 AM
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post Sep 18 2006, 03:19 AM
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post Oct 8 2006, 06:52 PM
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