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Funny Way To Describe "relationships", India vs Overseas
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post Aug 10 2006, 09:46 AM
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RELATIONSHIPS
( INDIA vs OVERSEAS)
  • Mother-in-law: In India : A woman capable of making your life miserable.
    And in overseas :     A woman you never fight with, because where else you will find such a dedicated baby sitter for free ?
  • Husband: In India : A boring human species, who listens more to his mother than you, and orders you around to serve him, his parents and siblings.
    And in overseas :     Still boring, but now a useful human species that comes in handy when the house needs to be vacuumed.
  • Friend: In India : A person whose house you can drop into any time of the day or night and you'll always be welcome.
    And in overseas : A person whom you have to call first to check and make sure he is not busy.
  • Wife In India : A woman who gives you your underwear and towel when you go to take a shower.
    And in overseas : A woman who yells at you not to leave tub dirty when you go to take bath.
  • Son In India : A teenager, who without asking will carry your grocery bags from the market.
    And in overseas : A teenager, who suddenly remembers he has lot of homework when you start mowing the lawn.
  • Daughter In India : A lovely doll, who brings tears to your eyes during her marriage.
    And in overseas : A lovely doll, who brings you to tears long before her marriage.
  • Father In India : A person you are afraid of, and who is never to be disobeyed.
    And in overseas : A person to whom you pretend to obey, after all he is the one paying your college tuition.
  • Indian Engineer In India : A person with a respectable job and earning lots.
    And in overseas : A person without a secure job, who always dreams one day he will be rich.
  • Doctor In India : A respectable person with OK income.
    And in overseas : A money making machine, who has a money spending machine at home called "doctor's wife".
  • Bhangra In India : A vigorous Punjabi festival dance.
    And in overseas : A dance you do, when you don't know how to dance.
  • Software Engineer In India : A high-tech guy, always speaks in American accent, always anxious to queue in the consulate visa line.
    And in overseas : The same hi-tech guy, who does Ganapati Puja everyday, and says 'This is my last year in the US (or wherever)'every year.
  • A Green Card holder bachelor In India : The guy can't speak Hindi, parents of good looking girls are dying to hook him, wears jacket in summer, says he has a BMW back there.
    And in overseas : The guy can't speak proper English, wears jacket all the time, works in a Candy store at Manhattan, dreams of owning a BMW


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post Aug 10 2006, 10:29 AM
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post Aug 10 2006, 11:08 AM
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bhangra In India : A vigorous Punjabi festival dance.
And in overseas : A dance you do, when you don't know how to dance.

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