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 Sep 4 2007, 12:22 PM
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Playboy!  Group: DDF Rockers! Posts: 7,728 Joined: 27-December 06 Member No.: 134,778 Reputation: 7931 pts:   |
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth. Why don't men often show their true feelings? - Because they don't have any. 1 What's the difference between a man and E.T.? - E.T. phoned home. What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering How Dogs and Women are alike..... Neither believe that silence is golden. Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing. Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. If you jogged backward ... would you gain weight? |
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Sep 6 2007, 11:09 PM
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Desi Baby  Group: Desi Newbie Posts: 6 Joined: 6-September 07 Member No.: 219,858 Reputation: none:  |
hkfk
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Sep 19 2007, 12:49 PM
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Naughty 4 Life  Group: DDF Clubbie Posts: 9,678 Joined: 29-April 06 Member No.: 79,785 Reputation: 37254 pts:  |
lolzzz
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Oct 1 2007, 08:13 PM
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Desi Baby Group: Desi Newbie Posts: 11 Joined: 16-September 07 Member No.: 223,781 Reputation: none: |
lolzz
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Oct 1 2007, 08:14 PM
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Desi Baby Group: Desi Newbie Posts: 11 Joined: 16-September 07 Member No.: 223,781 Reputation: none: |
all classics
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Nov 25 2007, 06:30 AM
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Desi Teenager  Group: Desi Member Posts: 51 Joined: 25-November 07 Member No.: 251,503 Reputation: none: |
ahah funny
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