***** Himesh Reshammiya Banned In India ***** |
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***** Himesh Reshammiya Banned In India ***** |
  Jul 20 2006, 01:25 AM
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After spending many sleepless nights at the Central Prison
for Music freaks and making fellow prisoners go through uneasy times by making them listen to the irritating Himesh sounds the other prisoners staged a protest here today. Himesh Reshammiya was earlier arrested and awarded a death sentence by a local court. All the prisoners have demanded that Himesh Reshammiya be moved to a sound proof cell. In the meanwhile Himesh refused to comment on the issue and claimed he had to practice and since he was refused bail there was no other way. In the mean while the President has rejected Himesh Reshammiya's mercy plea today. Himesh's lawyer sent a mercy request to the President that Himesh be left with a small penalty on the condition that he won't sing too much. Apparently the President was supposed to approve the mercy plea today.But it appears that he tuned into his television set last night and heard Himesh Reshammiya's name on the credits for composition for two more new movies. The President got annoyed instantly and demanded that Himesh's songs be banned since they posed a higher threat to the nation than the current reservations issue. The President however laid down certain alternatives to a death sentence for Himesh Reshammiya considering the fact that Himesh was in a depressed state and might voice some disgusting sad music in prison. The President suggested the following alternatives; ++ Himesh could be sent to Andaman & Nicobar islands. The tribal population can find Himesh as a good inspiration for crappy music. They can also tie him up and eat him if they're not satisfied. ++ Himesh could be sent to the LOC with Pakistan. He could help scare away possible intruders along the LOC! ++ Himesh and his so called 'followers and fans' could be sent on an island on the Indian Ocean and they can enjoy each others company. ++ The CBI can use Himesh's music in the torture rooms. The victim can be made to listen his songs until he vomits the truth! Also the FBI can be provided with the same if they'd like some outsourcing! ++ Some of our people would be visiting the moon very soon. The spaceship shall emit Himesh Reshammiya's music in order to scare away any possible alien attack! |
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Jul 20 2006, 04:28 AM
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TheOne  Group: DDF Grandmaster! Posts: 12,244 Joined: 11-May 05 From: Karachi Member No.: 13,864 Reputation: 48100 pts: |
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Jul 20 2006, 04:47 AM
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Playboy! Group: DDF Grandmaster! Posts: 13,689 Joined: 21-July 05 From: Illinois Member No.: 29,625 Reputation: 80280 pts: |
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Jul 20 2006, 05:00 AM
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Playboy! Group: DDF Grandmaster! Posts: 14,215 Joined: 31-January 06 From: Sydney Member No.: 68,755 Reputation: 66885 pts: |
lolz.....bechare himesh reshammiya ki bajadi
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Jul 20 2006, 05:14 AM
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Godfather ~Born to Rule  Group: VIP Posts: 14,688 Joined: 18-June 05 Member No.: 20,098 Reputation: 42039 pts: |
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Jul 20 2006, 09:36 AM
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The Biggest Flirt Alive!! Group: Banned Posts: 1,100 Joined: 24-July 05 Member No.: 30,334 Reputation: 7978 pts:  |
YAAR, I LKE RESHAMIA. HE IS A GOOD SINGER MAN!! AND A COOL MUSIC DIRECTOR TOO.
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Jul 20 2006, 09:51 AM
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Playboy! Group: DDF Grandmaster! Posts: 13,801 Joined: 3-July 05 Member No.: 23,881 Reputation: 47462 pts: |
QUOTE(emperor0989 @ Jul 20 2006, 10:36 AM) [snapback]908414[/snapback] YAAR, I LKE RESHAMIA. HE IS A GOOD SINGER MAN!! AND A COOL MUSIC DIRECTOR TOO. Good Singer..? m shocked.. yeah u can say that he had grabbed nerves of todays ung gen..but neither hez singer (good is faar away) nor hes good music director... sorry bro.. i disagree with you |
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Jul 20 2006, 09:56 AM
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ROCKER_OF_ROCKERZ  Group: DDF Rockers! Posts: 6,858 Joined: 1-October 05 Member No.: 41,806 Reputation: 25928 pts: |
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Jul 20 2006, 10:39 AM
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(¯`ˇ._.ˇLIFE IS A MYSTERYˇ._.ˇ´¯)  Group: Mega Posters! Posts: 4,123 Joined: 14-September 05 Member No.: 39,232 Reputation: 19435 pts: |
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Jul 20 2006, 11:09 AM
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~!@# LUV HUTS #@!~ Group: DDF Grandmaster! Posts: 23,413 Joined: 9-October 05 From: Direct Dil se Member No.: 43,245 Reputation: 130954 pts: |
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Jul 20 2006, 11:18 AM
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DEATH IS MY OTHER NAME Group: DDF Grandmaster! Posts: 13,740 Joined: 23-March 05 Member No.: 3,693 Reputation: 41330 pts: |
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Jul 20 2006, 11:26 AM
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(¯`ˇ._.ˇI ROCK HEREˇ._.ˇ´¯) Group: VIP Posts: 5,932 Joined: 10-June 05 Member No.: 18,183 Reputation: 18637 pts: |
lolz.... himesh kaa band bajaa diya...
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Jul 20 2006, 11:41 AM
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^v´¯`×)Batman(×´¯`v^ Group: DDF Rockers! Posts: 7,377 Joined: 18-August 05 From: Gotham City Member No.: 35,493 Reputation: 29499 pts: |
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Jul 20 2006, 11:52 AM
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++ Himesh and his so called 'followers and fans' could be sent on an
island on the Indian Ocean and they can enjoy each others company. QUOTE(emperor0989 @ Jul 20 2006, 09:36 AM) [snapback]908414[/snapback] YAAR, I LKE RESHAMIA. HE IS A GOOD SINGER MAN!! AND A COOL MUSIC DIRECTOR TOO. |
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Jul 20 2006, 12:25 PM
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COFFEE PLANTATION Group: Mega Posters! Posts: 4,744 Joined: 2-August 05 From: COFFEE CITY Member No.: 32,736 Reputation: 12866 pts: |
HE CHARGES 50 LAKHS FOR A FILM LAST YEAR HE HAD 12 MOVIES THIS YEAR ITS MORE THAN 15.
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Jul 20 2006, 12:42 PM
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*¤*Cute Evil*¤* Group: DDF Rockers! Posts: 5,184 Joined: 19-September 05 From: Sex land Member No.: 40,079 Reputation: 30675 pts: |
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