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WHY IS INDIA'S POPULATION BURGEONING?, Only Crazy and Funny Ideas plz...
Masala Swami
post Jun 22 2005, 01:29 PM
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WHY IS INDIA'S POPULATION BURGEONING?



Desimasala invites you to share your funniest and craziest explanation for the above question.
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post Jun 22 2005, 02:25 PM
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(i hope multiple entries are accepted tongue.gif i will post more wink.gif )

Blame it on unemplyment... people havnt got anything ELSE to do wink.gif
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post Jun 22 2005, 03:48 PM
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Indians are saving money on condoms and birth control pills......
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post Jun 22 2005, 05:10 PM
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indian babes r really sexy and indians cant resist the temptation to **** them...... indians r so in a hurry tht they forget to wear a condom
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post Jun 22 2005, 05:13 PM
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good quality of condoms ki leakage laugh.gif wink.gif
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post Jun 22 2005, 08:13 PM
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post Jun 22 2005, 11:17 PM
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lalla paida hote hee /
satark ho jayiye ji/

lalle' ki lulli mein transmitter fit kar do !
remote le jaa kar sarkar ke haath mein dhar do!

lalla hoga jab jawan/
aas pados ki choriyaan chodne ka jagaye armaan!

sarkar us remote ka button dabaye/
lalle ka khada lund -usi ki gaand he ghus jaye!

jab tak nahin hoga aisa chamatkar/
lalla bhosdi ka to kar de aiswaria rai ka balatkar !



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post Jun 23 2005, 01:23 AM
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lol at clockwatcher tongue.gif and hothunkofnoida tongue.gif

coming to question:
may be laalu ka asar hai ohmy.gif
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post Jun 23 2005, 02:03 PM
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Admin Bhaisaab agar laalu ka asar hota to desh mein bhaiso (cows) ki abadi badhti:)

Coming to the question let me quote this guy from the village :"Ab hamar pass tv to nahin hai jisme gori-gori chikni-chikni ladki ko dekh kar hila saken. Sirf biwi hai aur biwi ko dekh kar sirf hila to nahin sakte na. Woh kya kahegi? Isliye ghusana bhi padta hai" In the future I think what they would say is "Hamare pass computer nahin hain na jo DM par post dekh kar hila sake...." tongue.gif

BTW : Lovely poem clockwatcher.. LOL
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post Jun 23 2005, 03:08 PM
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Good replies guys! but I think the problem is not of population growth , rather its what to do with the people that are already here!
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post Jun 24 2005, 12:39 PM
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sex sex n just sex
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post Jun 27 2005, 06:52 PM
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post Jun 27 2005, 08:08 PM
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post Jun 29 2005, 01:21 AM
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Ppl are so busy doing work in day that they don't have time to play games or do something to entertain....the only thing they have to play is the GAME OF LOVE and that is either WILD or SOFT or HARD........


They play hard if they were the part of INDIAN Cricket team.
They play soft as if they are eating Icecream


but ultimately result is same.... and that is continuous improvement in POPULATION....he he he
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post Jun 29 2005, 03:59 AM
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QUOTE(Barrenboy @ Jun 23 2005, 09:37 AM)
Admin Bhaisaab agar laalu ka asar hota to desh mein bhaiso (cows) ki abadi badhti:)

Coming to the question let me quote this guy from the village :"Ab hamar pass tv to nahin hai jisme gori-gori chikni-chikni ladki ko dekh kar hila saken. Sirf biwi hai aur biwi ko dekh kar sirf hila to nahin sakte na. Woh kya kahegi? Isliye ghusana bhi padta hai" In the future I think what they would say is "Hamare pass computer nahin hain na jo DM par post dekh kar hila sake...." tongue.gif

BTW : Lovely poem clockwatcher.. LOL
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thanx barrenboy,
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to meri is kavita par fakr karte,
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post Jul 3 2005, 07:11 PM
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Following are the main reasons:-
1.>Gandhiji ke followers abaadi badate hai :"Gandhi ji ne kaha, khaadhi istemaal karo, apne desh mein khaadi ke condom ban ne lag gaye"
2.>Shero Shayri Ke diwanno ke kaaran bhi abadi badti hai:"Duniya mein aaye ho kar jao kuch aisa kaam, jis gali se gujro tum, Bas yehi awaj aaye- Abbajaan Abbajaan Abbajaan."
3.>garibi ke karan abaadi badti hai :- GARIB LOG EK DIN TOH CONDOM KHARID LETE HAIN, JAB WOH PHAT JATA HAI, TOH DUSRA KHARIDNE KE LIYE PAISE NAHI HOTE, USKI KO DUBARA SILAI KARKE ISTEMAAL KARTE HAIN
4.>BEROZGAARI : "KUCH AUR NAHI MILTA TOH SOCHTE HAIN CHALO APNE GHAR KI MURGI KO KELA KHILA DEN"
5.>COMPETITION SPIRIT - "APNA DESH HAR CHEEZ MEIN PICHDA HUA HAI, EK POPULATION HI TOH HAI JISKE KAARAN INDIA KAA NAAM IZZAT KE SAATH LIYA JAATA HAI"
6.>GADAR FILM KA GAANA MAIN NIKLA GADDI LEKE KE KARAN ABADI BAHUT BADI HAI-"LOGON NE IS GAANE KO MODIFY KAR DIYA HAI -- MAIN NIKLA GADDI LEKE, Raste pe ,sadak pe ek mod aayaa, main uthe kudi chod aaya."

Bas Bahut Ho gay yaaro

ThUrKY LUNd
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