How did Laloo get the whole cricket team?, +50 to coolgun95 for suggesting |
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How did Laloo get the whole cricket team?, +50 to coolgun95 for suggesting |
  Jul 3 2005, 06:19 PM
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Playboy!  Group: VIP Posts: 9,602 Joined: 31-March 05 From: HEAVEN Member No.: 5,365 Reputation: 14142 pts:   |
How did Laloo get the whole cricket team?
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Jul 3 2005, 07:16 PM
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Stud!  Group: Active Desi Posts: 1,512 Joined: 23-February 05 Member No.: 39 Reputation: 8358 pts: |
isme opposition ka hath hai
ha ha ha ha ha |
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Jul 3 2005, 07:37 PM
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Desi Teenager  Group: Banned Posts: 83 Joined: 3-June 05 Member No.: 16,048 Reputation: 120 pts:  |
heheh buffalow milk i guess
nd may be opposition |
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Jul 3 2005, 08:43 PM
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~~~ThUrKy l*** InC.~~~  Group: Mega Posters! Posts: 4,160 Joined: 2-July 05 From: ThurKistaan Member No.: 23,615 Reputation: 16894 pts: |
Lalloo kee cricket team kaise puri hui-- iske piche ek lambi kahani hai
vistaar se sunaata hun ek baar ek bihari bhiya jiska naam laloo tha, uski rabri naam ki aurat se shaadi ho gai. shaadi ke bahut saalon baad bhi unko aulaad ka sukh naseeb nahi hua. lalloo ne bahut mannatein maangi, bahut paath karaye, par kuch nahi bana. fir ek din laloo ne ek tantrik baba ke baare mein suna, jo aurat ko kuch powder dete they to usko bacha ho jata tha. laloo rabri ko unki sharan mein leke gaya, baba ke ashirwad se ek saal baad laloo ke ghar mein ek bacha hua. laloo ne bahut khushi manai kintu ek baat ka usko bahut dukh hota tha, ki uske bache ki shakal uske ghar mein kisi se nahi milti thi. apne pareshani ke ilaz ke liye laloo baba ke pas gaya, baba ne dilasa dete hue kaha ki "koi baat nahi, chance ki baat hai, agle bache ki jarur shakal milegi". baba ke in shabdon se laloo ko thodi himmat milli, 1 saal baad uske ghar ek beta fir paida hua par is baar bhi uski shakal kisi se nahi milti thi, is umeed mein ki agle bache ki shakal laloo se milegi, usne fir try maari. is tarah laloo ke ghar 10 bache ho gaye par kisi ek ki shakal bhi laloo se nahi milti thi. is gam se pareshan laloo us baba ke paas fir gaya. baba ne usko himmat dilate hue kaha ki "koi baat nahi, yeh toh chance ki baat hai, fir try maaro". laloo ne socha ki ek akhri baar try maar ke dekhta hun. ek saal baad uske ghar 11 bacha paida hua jiski shakal laloo ke chotte bhai se milti thi. laloo bahut khush hua ki chalo kam se kam ek bache ki shakal toh ghar mein kisi se milti hai. is khushi mein laloo ne bahut badi party di jisme baba ko bhi bulaya. is khushgwar avsar pe laloo ne ek speech di jisme usne kaha--"main bhagwan ka bada shukrguzar hun jiski mehrbaani ke kaaran mere ghar mein 11 chiragh hain". is par rabri devi chaunkte hue boli--"yeh sab bhagwan ki mehrbaani ka natija nahi hai balki baba ke lund ka kamaal hai", laloo achambhit hoke puchta hai-"woh 10 baba ke they, tabhi salon ki shakal mujhse nahi milti thi. chalo gyarvaan bacha toh meri hi aulaad hai" rabri fir uski baat kat te hue boli, "gyarvaan bacha toh aphi ki aulaad hai, par uske paida hone mein apke chotte bhai ka bahut bada haath hai" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YEH KAHANI THI LALOO KE 11 BACHON KEE AGAR AP LOGON KO PASAND AAI HO TOH MUJHE REPUTATION POINTS JARUR DENA PLEASE THuRky LunD |
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Aug 6 2005, 04:12 PM
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yeah baby! Group: VIP Posts: 7,709 Joined: 21-June 05 From: aamchi mumbai Member No.: 20,971 Reputation: 12904 pts: |
well the truth is that this happened due to laloo bieng in the opposition.the govt advocated family planning. so laloo being in the opposition just nibhaoyed his farz and opposed the govt. by getting the cricket team !!!!!!!!!
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Aug 13 2005, 12:47 PM
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i dont know!!!
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Aug 22 2005, 08:02 PM
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~~Bindaas Banda~~ Group: Active Desi Posts: 1,987 Joined: 13-August 05 Member No.: 34,528 Reputation: 10968 pts: |
Rabdi Khao Khud Jaan Jao!!
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Feb 15 2006, 07:26 AM
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Desi Macho Group: Active Desi Posts: 1,498 Joined: 9-April 05 Member No.: 7,017 Reputation: 453 pts: |
Rabdi was in front of him with NO COVER... NO EXTRA COVER.... He started looking for a deep GULLY between 2 FINE LEGS and....
the cricket team emerged! |
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Feb 15 2006, 07:31 AM
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Godfather ~Born to Rule Group: VIP Posts: 14,696 Joined: 18-June 05 Member No.: 20,098 Reputation: 42059 pts: |
QUOTE(mangesh_pri87 @ Jul 3 2005, 08:50 AM) isme opposition ka hath hai ha ha ha ha ha [right][snapback]50714[/snapback][/right] LMAO |
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Aug 10 2006, 07:35 PM
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Kill All Humans Group: Active Desi Posts: 1,587 Joined: 12-November 05 From: Somewhere Else Member No.: 49,723 Reputation: 6903 pts:  |
nice replies
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Aug 24 2006, 04:46 PM
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A FRIENDLY **DDF'E'Lite**  Group: DDF Master! Posts: 9,084 Joined: 26-September 05 Member No.: 40,940 Reputation: 16088 pts: |
QUOTE(ptentaeg @ Feb 15 2006, 07:26 AM) [snapback]582347[/snapback] Rabdi was in front of him with NO COVER... NO EXTRA COVER.... He started looking for a deep GULLY between 2 FINE LEGS and.... the cricket team emerged! LOLZZ 
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