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 Sep 4 2007, 12:19 PM
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Playboy!  Group: DDF Rockers! Posts: 7,728 Joined: 27-December 06 Member No.: 134,778 Reputation: 7931 pts:   |
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested The longest sentence known to man: "I do." CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime? This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog. Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy. I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream! ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction. Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p. Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac? Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!! Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: There have been sightings of UFOs. I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears... There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant. What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing? What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the crap outta him. I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead. A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore. What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle? If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish. Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards. |
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Mar 21 2008, 02:05 PM
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Desi Teenager  Group: Desi Member Posts: 51 Joined: 21-March 08 Member No.: 309,492 Reputation: none:  |
QUOTE(aishwarya321 @ Sep 4 2007, 12:19 PM)  News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested The longest sentence known to man: "I do." CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime? This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog. Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy. I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream! ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction. Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p. Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac? Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!! Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: There have been sightings of UFOs. I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears... There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant. What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing? What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the crap outta him. I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead. A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore. What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle? If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish. Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards. 
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Mar 21 2008, 02:06 PM
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Desi Teenager Group: Desi Member Posts: 51 Joined: 21-March 08 Member No.: 309,492 Reputation: none: |
QUOTE(pussy hunter @ Mar 21 2008, 02:05 PM) its ok |
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Mar 26 2008, 01:24 PM
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Desi Teenager Group: Desi Member Posts: 51 Joined: 13-July 07 Member No.: 196,513 Reputation: none: |
QUOTE(aishwarya321 @ Sep 4 2007, 12:19 PM) News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested The longest sentence known to man: "I do." CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime? This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog. Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy. I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream! ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction. Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p. Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac? Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!! Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: There have been sightings of UFOs. I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears... There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant. What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing? What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the crap outta him. I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead. A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore. What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle? If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish. Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards. decent post. got a few laughs from some of them. |
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Apr 1 2008, 02:57 PM
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Desi Teenager Group: Desi Member Posts: 50 Joined: 9-August 07 Member No.: 206,600 Reputation: 20 pts:  |
LOL thanks for sharing
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Apr 12 2008, 09:18 PM
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Desi Teenager Group: Desi Member Posts: 51 Joined: 2-March 08 Member No.: 296,302 Reputation: 40 pts: |
lol1
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