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 Oct 26 2006, 12:45 AM
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Still a Virgin  Group: Active Desi Posts: 341 Joined: 7-December 05 Member No.: 56,642 Reputation: 5054 pts:   |
You may not know that many non-living things have a gender;
For Example... 1. Freezer Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2. Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed! 3. Tires -- Male, because they go bald and are often over-inflated. 4. Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. 5. Sponges -- Female because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. 6. Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on. 7. Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. 8. Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. 9. Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. 10. Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying! |
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Dec 16 2006, 04:44 PM
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Umang  Group: DDF Grandmaster! Posts: 30,013 Joined: 11-August 06 Member No.: 101,423 Reputation: 60237 pts:  |
nice post
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Dec 19 2006, 09:41 AM
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Desi Teenager  Group: Desi Member Posts: 51 Joined: 2-December 06 Member No.: 126,486 Reputation: 20 pts:  |
nice!
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Dec 20 2006, 09:25 AM
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Desi Teenager Group: Desi Member Posts: 52 Joined: 20-December 06 Member No.: 132,443 Reputation: 20 pts: |
hahahahhaha
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Dec 20 2006, 07:44 PM
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Desi Teenager Group: Desi Member Posts: 52 Joined: 20-December 06 Member No.: 132,443 Reputation: 20 pts: |
hehehee
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Dec 21 2006, 10:29 AM
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ddF spEEd maSTeR  Group: DDF Master! Posts: 9,833 Joined: 30-October 06 From: DDF JUNGLE Member No.: 118,022 Reputation: 129229 pts: |
NICE
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Dec 28 2006, 10:08 AM
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Desi Teenager Group: Desi Member Posts: 119 Joined: 28-December 06 Member No.: 135,145 Reputation: 7035 pts:  |
HAHAHA
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May 25 2007, 07:04 PM
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Desi Teenager Group: Desi Member Posts: 50 Joined: 25-May 07 Member No.: 173,031 Reputation: none:  |
rofloflamao
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May 30 2007, 03:04 AM
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Desi Teenager Group: Desi Member Posts: 50 Joined: 30-May 07 Member No.: 175,192 Reputation: none: |
ahahhahha thats great
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Jun 2 2007, 07:44 PM
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Desi Teenager Group: Desi Member Posts: 52 Joined: 2-June 07 Member No.: 176,851 Reputation: none: |
nice!
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Aug 16 2007, 07:58 AM
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Desi Teenager Group: Desi Member Posts: 51 Joined: 3-June 07 Member No.: 177,090 Reputation: none: |
niceee
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Feb 22 2008, 07:59 PM
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Desi Teenager Group: Desi Member Posts: 65 Joined: 18-February 08 Member No.: 289,252 Reputation: none: |
nice & worthy post
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Mar 31 2008, 05:07 AM
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Desi Teenager Group: Desi Member Posts: 51 Joined: 31-March 08 Member No.: 313,166 Reputation: none: |
hehe ^^
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