Santa Singh As A Priest...:):), SOOOOOO FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY |
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Santa Singh As A Priest...:):), SOOOOOO FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY |
 Jul 13 2006, 10:48 AM
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Playboy!  Group: Mega Posters! Posts: 3,330 Joined: 8-February 06 Member No.: 70,421 Reputation: 14258 pts:   |
Fed up of people making fun of him, Santa Singh (the sardar) decided to
change his religion. He joined a priest in a Church as his assistant. One day the priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called Santa D'costa (his new assistant) and asked him to cover for him. Santa told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to stay with him for a little while and learn what to do. Santa joined the priest and then followed him into the confessional. A few minutes later a woman came in and said "Father, forgive me for I have sinned" Priest: "What did you do?" Woman: " I committed adultery" Priest: "How many times?" Woman: "Three times" Priest: "Say Two Hail Marys, put $ 5.00 in the charity box, and sin no more" A few minutes later a man entered the confessional. He said "Father, forgive me for I have sinned" Priest: "What did you do?" Man: "I committed adultery" Priest: "How many times?" Man: "Three times" Priest: "Say two Hail Marys, put $ 5.00 in the charity box, and sin no more" Santa, a quick learner, told the priest that he understood the job and the priest could leave. Santa D'costa was now alone. A few minutes later another woman entered and said "Father, forgive me for I have sinned" Santa: "What did you do?" Woman: "I committed adultery" Santa: "How many times?" Woman: "Once" Santa: "Go do it two more times, we have a special offer this week, three times for $ 5.00 " |
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Jul 13 2006, 04:18 PM
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A FRIENDLY **DDF'E'Lite**  Group: DDF Master! Posts: 9,061 Joined: 26-September 05 Member No.: 40,940 Reputation: 16008 pts: |
niceee
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Jul 14 2006, 09:59 AM
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Desi Baby  Group: Desi Newbie Posts: 31 Joined: 13-July 06 Member No.: 95,710 Reputation: none:  |
lol
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Jul 14 2006, 11:53 AM
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Desi Baby Group: Desi Newbie Posts: 33 Joined: 13-July 06 Member No.: 95,718 Reputation: none: |
good one
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Jul 19 2006, 02:34 PM
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TheOne  Group: DDF Grandmaster! Posts: 12,244 Joined: 11-May 05 From: Karachi Member No.: 13,864 Reputation: 48100 pts: |
lol... good ones
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Jul 19 2006, 02:54 PM
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Flirt  Group: Active Desi Posts: 659 Joined: 17-October 05 From: Nairobi, Kenya Member No.: 44,874 Reputation: 5605 pts:  |
ha ha ha 5.00$.. ha ha ok im goin for three times!! ha ha ha
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Jul 19 2006, 07:36 PM
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Godfather ~Born to Rule  Group: VIP Posts: 14,688 Joined: 18-June 05 Member No.: 20,098 Reputation: 42039 pts: |
LMAO
Good One |
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Sep 26 2006, 01:48 AM
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DDF ka Bhai™  Group: Posts: 12,124 Joined: 5-November 05 From: Hairaan Gali, Pareshaan Road, Anjaan Nagar Member No.: 48,399 Reputation: 123730 pts: |
lolzzzzz good one.. thanks for sharing
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Jan 19 2007, 01:12 AM
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Umang Group: DDF Grandmaster! Posts: 30,013 Joined: 11-August 06 Member No.: 101,423 Reputation: 60237 pts: |
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Jan 27 2007, 01:42 PM
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Playboy! Group: DDF Grandmaster! Posts: 12,033 Joined: 31-March 05 Member No.: 5,222 Reputation: 105595 pts: |
Thanks for Sharing. Gr8 Going buddy..
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Feb 2 2007, 02:41 PM
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~..*CaPtAiN of DDF*..~ Group: Mega Posters! Posts: 4,431 Joined: 2-March 05 From: kolkata Member No.: 604 Reputation: 20916 pts: |
lollllzzzzz
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Feb 3 2007, 02:06 PM
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^Vande Maatram^ Group: DDF Master! Posts: 11,019 Joined: 16-December 05 From: ur heart Member No.: 59,311 Reputation: 55203 pts: |
hahahhahaha
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Jun 10 2007, 11:14 AM
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Playboy!  Group: DDF Rockers! Posts: 7,722 Joined: 27-December 06 Member No.: 134,778 Reputation: 7911 pts:  |
great man...!!!!!
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Dec 18 2007, 01:14 AM
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@@SuCk My JuIcY BaNaNa@@ Group: DDF Rockers! Posts: 7,304 Joined: 12-July 06 From: King Rulez All World Member No.: 95,524 Reputation: 58272 pts: |
lolz, nice one man
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Dec 19 2007, 05:43 PM
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Desi Macho Group: Active Desi Posts: 1,229 Joined: 22-June 06 Member No.: 91,455 Reputation: 201 pts:  |
good one..
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May 11 2008, 11:11 PM
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Flirt Group: Active Desi Posts: 614 Joined: 20-October 05 Member No.: 45,378 Reputation: 18565 pts: |
gud joke!
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Nov 10 2008, 01:37 PM
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Playboy! Group: DDF Master! Posts: 9,833 Joined: 7-April 06 From: Mumbai Member No.: 75,990 Reputation: 28923 pts: |
HAHAHAHAHAHA Nice One..... Thanks......
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